It's subject to all the usual problems I have with these things, including not having an answer even close to what I'd actually pick. My results were: 1) Mitt Romney 2) Mike Huckabee 3) Tom Tancredo LMAO! Yeah, right. The person I'm most likely to vote for tied for last. And it hasn't changed my opinion at all. The poll does have some value in letting you quickly scan over t
on 11 different occasions, 11 different people have pointed firearms at me at close range. Holy crap!
Hello!
Are you a loser? Yes, yes I am.
If you don't want your giftcards you can donate them to my "bigger than 20" TV" fund. lol. Stop bogarting the gift cards, woman! Brad, gift cards do better in a warm climate, so please forward them to Bullhead City, Arizona.... <TD class="m
"You have the right to free speech As long as you're not dumb enough to actually TRY it!" (The Clash, "Know Your Rights") I think Ice-T's 3rd album was called "Freedom of Speech... Just Watch What You Say." Speaking of 1984, (as on your other article) there's an absolutely chilling track on that album that's basically the annou
That's the power of unwavering denial. It makes deities of us all. Get your god on, people. Picture a world in which Ahmadinejad holds us to ransom by threatening to plunge one sawn-off half of the sun into th
Flooz! So good to see you! Cool letter, too.
Barbara Streisand (come on, has she REALLY done anything relevant recently?) Yeah, she's done James Brolin. Wait, you said "relevant." Never mind.
Ow, ow, ow, why would I even click on something with a title like that?!?!?!?!
Mapplethorpe Jesus-in-a-jar-of urine "Piss Christ" is by Andres Serrano.
Now, I have to find the Thanksgiving article to see if I qualify as one of the cool people. Yeah, this is how I ended up there, too. Welcome to the ranks of the uncool, Loca. You'll learn to like it here. Besides, I'm sure you'll look cute with glasses taped together across
I've been totally nonplussed by most of the interactions going on here lately, people. You're boring. Oh, yeah? So's your old man! Ha! Take that!
[Forewarned... I'm feeling bitchy...] First, Happy thanksgiving to you as well, since I didn't get to return the sentiment on my Thanksgiving thread before I blasted it into the ether. over the (almost) 2 years I've been posting on this site. You've been here two years? I really gotta start paying more attention. I'm two o
Never. Nope. Back away from the box. the Andalucian muff slug, which mates for 96 hours at a time and frequently leaves its lover devoid of money in the bank as well as many personal possessions. Oh, yeah, I dated one of those.
Heh, who hasn't sit by the guy in college who knew-it-all in class and wowed everybody with his big words and supposed brilliance and then turn around and made worse grades than you did!? Now, now, John Kerry isn't even running this time! hehehehehehe
had a nasty fall and in trying to break it, broke his elbow instead. I think my whole spirit cringed when I read that. Ouch!
would you please let us know which one of us you are yousef? I'd let you know, but my three wives say they'd then have to kill me. The thought of those parasite-ridden hyenas being rewarded with 216 lox (uncleaned, unjerked) for their bagels fills me with such jealousy and revulsion that I find I must comply.
how do they even pull this off?! Nah, it's too easy.
Good to see you around, Nic. but for some odd reason, I thought that a good 2 mile walk in ballerina flats was a good idea. That couldn't have had something to do with Mr. Vino and Mr. Jäger whispering in your ear, could it? <img src="../images/smiles/lol.gif" border
Okay, ahora de acuerdo: mierda. Yo sé cómo te sientes. Mujeres!
Your Life Does Flash Before Your Eyes Yes, it does. I'm safe, make sure no car is coming at you and that fucking idiot is half behind me, honking his horn! Of course, these idi
Yeah, but these days, if you reward one kid, another kid is going to say "Why don't I get one?" and "Because you didn't earn it" is no longer an okay excuse. Too bad. It's not an "excuse," it's reality. This whole "one kid got a gold star so all the kids have to get gold stars or their wittle feelings will be hurt" is the reaso
We had homework in elementary school when I was a kid. I remember the third grade teacher used to give out ten pages of math problems every night. One of the third graders heard us second graders complaining about our homework one day and went ape-crazy on us. He started screaming, "We have ten pages! Ten pages!" Fortunately, the parents staged a revolt, and by the time I reached that teacher the homework had been reduced to something more realistic. I think we may have had some very
PS Don't let Gene know - he'll pay for the whole thing with a promise like that! Er . . . on second thought, maybe you should. Well, I do have a spare kidney....
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