Gene Nash

Reply to This Has Lasted Longer Than My First Marriage in Blogging JoeUser Forums

May our friendships continue to bloom and grow. Good article. Glad to have you around.

Reply to I can see right through you. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Sixth grade. Ain't it grand? I wasn't passing notes! I swear!

Reply to I can see right through you. in Misc JoeUser Forums

It sorta kinda is, y'know. We're talking about different things. I was telling LW that it's okay talk to you about what I told her if she wants to. Don't worry, diagrams are available in the lobby.

Reply to I can see right through you. in Misc JoeUser Forums

as I was not told either way whether this was privileged information or not If you mean the email I sent you, it's okay to compare notes. It's not privileged. K. and I have already discussed it. Guess

Reply to I can see right through you. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Looks like JU was getting too boring. Time for some spice. The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line, Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it ¡Mierda! </T

Reply to JoeUser: What's Your Most-Wanted Feature in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I am often surprised why my comments are sometimes signed "Andrew J. Brehm" and sometimes "Leauki". When I post from blogs I'm "Gene Nash." On the rare occasions I post from the forums, I'm "smartaz." That's because my official username here is smartaz, but I have the box checked in my profile settings to "Use real name instead of user name" (or

Reply to The (Live) Music Has Died Inside Me in Misc JoeUser Forums

The net result is the venue won’t be putting any more live music.... Oh yeah, and of course the police are blaming the music.... Yeah, everyone knows bar fights are caused by live music, not, I don't know, drinking. You do a good job here of detailing the factors likely to cause a fight in general, and this one in particular.

Reply to Suck it.... in Welcome JoeUser Forums

Welcome to JU, Beth. Craziness should fit in quite well here. (Not to mention yelling....)

Reply to Exploding cell phones, edible babies, other monstrosities. in Current Events JoeUser Forums

The blood has begun. Only precious few will survive. (backing slowly to the door, avoiding eye contact -- I reach behind me for the handle, and feel cold, clammy, dead flesh. And it feels me back.)

Reply to I'm Amazed How Easily We Accept a Police State! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

From my perspective all states are police states, but I know where you're coming from. It's been worse since 9/11, with the refrain of "Well, I don't like it, but it's necessary for our security" being so common I briefly wondered if some government agency hadn't really mastered subliminal communication. (Then I stopped reading Tracy Givens and the thought evaporated like steam off a cracked tea pot. )<

Reply to Exploding cell phones, edible babies, other monstrosities. in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Nah, I've had too much peace and quite. It's time for some excitement.

Reply to I refuse to keep my feet on the ground in Misc JoeUser Forums

I wish I could do that. I was never able to do anything even similar, not even a cartwheel. I remember being in kindergarten and envying the girl's ability to go twirling across the lawn. Now that I suffer from vertigo, it's really out of the question.

Reply to She's in love in Parenting JoeUser Forums

we AREN'T having an illicit cyber-affair. Oh, that made it better! I'm also NOT making torrid, passionate love to Jennifer Lopez while Marc Anthony sits in the corner weeping softly and sucking his thumb. I don't know if any of y'all thought that, either, but if yo

Reply to Zombies, Church, and Free Popcorn in Misc JoeUser Forums

In my mind, since its so old, all the churches its going to get are already set up. For ages, the Catholic church in Laughlin, NV met inside a casino! (I think they might still hold services there for the out-of-town sinners, even though they finally erected their own building.) I just hope communion isn't served by cocktail waitresses

Reply to She's in love in Parenting JoeUser Forums

My daughter is in love. That "in love" thing seems to be going around, huh? They did, however, keep in touch via the internet , phone calls </TR

Reply to I am NOT a criminal, Walgreens. in Misc JoeUser Forums

So much for those feel-good, "we go the extra mile" commercials Walgreens likes to put out, huh? That really sucks. It's almost enough to make me change pharmacies. (But Walgreens is so CONVENIENT. )

Reply to The Last Moderateman Blog in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I am alive and well. Well, that's good to know! Enjoy the pain meds!

Reply to Yes, the left would cap your salary if they could in Democrat JoeUser Forums

I tried to read everything jardenep wrote but failed. Still, what I read, I liked. You're a better man than I am. I took one look at it that bulk of text and kept on moving. That's probably the same reason most people never respond to my letters.... (Note to self: Think pithy.)

Reply to Yes, the left would cap your salary if they could in Democrat JoeUser Forums

worth 100 times what you are worth as a human It's nice to know they have figured out exactly what a person is worth. And here I thought we were priceless. Are they setting up the base rates for when the slave auctions start up again? It's gonna take a lot of slave labour to keep their vision running. But really, we'll have nothing to co

Reply to Freeloaders! in Misc JoeUser Forums

She's right, Gid. You'll attract the wrong crowd. For instance, I'll show up practically anywhere for a free hot dog! Wouldn't want a seedy element like that moving in.

Reply to I Blew It in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Was it more the ciggies or the "rather attractive young lady"?

Reply to It Helps...A Little in Misc JoeUser Forums

Okay, so the guy was extra special stupid! You went for the expensive stuff! My mother is always complaining about how hard it is to find metal needles anymore.

Reply to It Helps...A Little in Misc JoeUser Forums

Naughty boy. Do you use metal or plastic needles? I'm guessing plastic, because I'm thinking it would be extra stupid to mess with a big guy holding two pointy metal skewers in his hands.

Reply to Run OJ Run! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I just heard that one of the victims has suffered a 'massive heart attack.' This was presumeably brought on or aggravated by the stress incurred whilst being robbed at gunpoint. Yes, I think that was the one who wanted to drop the case because of his poor health. (Something I can understand. That's why I mostly stayed out of the SPM wars.) <B