Gene Nash

Gene Nash

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Reply to Mike Hucakbee is the Antichrist. in Religion JoeUser Forums

You need to stop repressing your feelings about Huckabee. Holding it inside like this is bad for you. do I have to keep pulling South Park You call it "South Park"? Pull away, but please don't post any pictures. EwwwwTube, anyone?

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Reply to Anti-piracy advertising is hilarious in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

You know the ones - they say stuff like "You wouldn't steal a car, you wouldn't steal a wallet, you shouldn't buy copyrighted goods" Over here, they play those in theaters before the films. When that particular one came on before Superman Returns the guy several rows ahead of me gave the screen an emphatic two fisted "one finger sa

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Reply to Anal Whitening in Misc JoeUser Forums

And I thought teeth whitening was insane. "In the last couple of months I've had a lot of requests, so I've started some experiments," says Sydney beautician Anna Marsiano from The Bees' Knees salon. Experiments?!?!?! "Gee, I wonder if this will bleach an anus... Honey, do you mind trying something?" <TABLE cellpadding=8

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Reply to Your Child May NOT Be An IT Pro! in Misc JoeUser Forums

I really don't want to be responsible for when little Johnny discovers the joys of configuring a router and thus subjects the family's bank accounting information to some 15 year old script kiddy who just learned how to scan ports. I do! Give 'em my number! Bwahahahahahahahaha! (some days i just feel evil)<BR

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Reply to Fabricated essay costs Hannah Montana fans in Music JoeUser Forums

I feel kinda sorry for the little girl. Here she thought she had won. She spent days being excited. Now it's all pulled away from her. There's no way the company could have rewarded that deceit, though. Poor little thing probably has to listen to her mother railing on and on about how unjust it is. Hopefully the girl won't grow up with a gun fetish and a Miley Cyrus obsession.

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Reply to Fabricated essay costs Hannah Montana fans in Music JoeUser Forums

TMZ.com had this to say: Priscilla Ceballos, the mother of the young girl, had told the company sponsoring the contest that the girl's father died April 17 in a roadside bombing in Iraq. When the spokesman asked the girl's mom if the story was true, the mother said no. God bless America. "We never said this was a true story," Ceballos told FOX 4 in Dallas. "We do essays all the

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Reply to i hate al these steps in Welcome JoeUser Forums

this is awesome I am being insulted by people I don't even know It's all part of the initiation. We like to weed out the weak ones early. Remember, we only haze because we love. kind of like charlie

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Reply to i hate al these steps in Welcome JoeUser Forums

i hate al these steps just let me open up the blog It's an anti-idiot device. We figure it weeds out the completely incompetent, keeping them from our community. Sometimes it doesn't work. We failed to account for some bloggers' overly helpful mommies. We're working on that, though. <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="9

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Reply to familiarity in Welcome JoeUser Forums

familiarity. AHH!!! What a double edged sword it is. This old "welcome article" again?! When will these newbies think of something... um... new!

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Reply to Frivilous or Classic? in Writing JoeUser Forums

Unless you're the A-type who gets his tombstone done ahead of time just to be sure he gets on it what he wants. Then he'll be known as "That guy who lied even from the grave!" Nah, you just can't control what people are going to think.

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Reply to Frivilous or Classic? in Writing JoeUser Forums

Yeah, a one hit wonder's better than a no hit wonder. Exactly. To tell you the truth, I don't like being known for being funny. But I'm stuck with it.

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Reply to Frivilous or Classic? in Writing JoeUser Forums

For the most part of his life his scholarly works were overshadowed by what he publicly considered a frivolous poem about a fictional Christmas character. Unfortunately we can't choose what we're known for. It's probably for the best.

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Reply to Happy Christmas, everyone! in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Shea will have a Canon digital camera waiting for her, Davey will have a silver iPod Nano 4 gig and Jacob will have a Panasonic portable DVD player with a swivel screen that orients the photo whichever way you turn it. They're all getting cell phones, too Will you adopt me?

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Reply to This Christmas we need to shower blessings on the needy. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

In regards to terpfan's objections, I'd point out that "bless" has secular meanings as well as sacred. For instance: - To confer well-being or prosperity on. - To endow, as with talent. To give a crass example, when a man is well hung, it's not uncommon to say, "He's blessed!" Hardly a religious thought going on there. But beyond that, I think the intent of the article is to inspire those of a religious bent to put their money where their mouths are and prov

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Reply to Chuck: Our new favorite show in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

I'm mainly watching Chuck because that blond is so fine. I never realized she was Australian! (Or that the Bionic Woman is British, or that Journeyman is Scottish. The Queen's subjects have gotten a lot better with American accents! It's freaky to see them on talk shows and they suddenly have a different voice.) Heroes ... (and this season is to

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Reply to Ten Super Years with a Super Lady in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Congrat's! ("Is it supposed to make crackling sounds?" "NOOOO! It's shooting sparks! Unplug it! Unplug it!") Sounds like we shop for electronics at the same place.... <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class="mb-Body-Quote-Table"

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