size 12 with a 36 DD rack Hubba hubba! Great boobs with a big butt! *drool* I do have to laugh at your clothes shopping conumdrum though, because frankly I've never understood women's clothes sizing. Mens clothes are easy to shop for: Pants: waist, length, done. Shirt: S,M,L,XL,
I have a 23" Iiyama Vision Pro510. I find even using a 19" monitor is small. Yep, I'm a size queen. -- B
My condolences Janders. I know what you're going through...I just lost my mom in August due to a freak accident. It will get better with time. -- B
She's a beyotch, but I don't think she's as bad as that fat-assed, money grubbing, alcoholic, drug addled whore Anna Nicole Smith. Now I'm not generally a (very) violent person, but if I saw her in person, I would punch her in her tit so hard her ass cheeks would blow up. She is one of few people that makes me physically ill when I see her on TV. -- B
I couldn't agree with you more Nicky. Sometimes this place feels like high school all over again. I think an inherent flaw with people today (not just on JoeUser, but in general) is that they get too involved in scandal. When I see these stories here, I click on the link out of sheer morbidity, take a look at the content/comments shake my head and move on...unless I have a smart-ass comment to chime in with. If I wanted social network scandal, I'd
I think they call that electile dysfunction. Take two Dieboldias and call me in the morning. -- B
You know, if you can't hang on to some of the innocence of youth, then you'll just grow up to be a crotchety old AARP member. Hey, pull my finger. -- B
Ugh, I can't stand nuthuggers. -- B
I voted "none of the above" here in Colorado. -- B
He called me too! Then he invited me for some cigars and bourbon. -- B
ribbit-ribbit (frog here, no cricket) Uhhh, that's no dialect I've ever heard....the inflection is all wrong. -- B
Damn, you poor bastard. You're about 300 miles due north of me right now (I'm just north of Denver, CO). I feel for you...I've been stuck in shite weather before. -- B
Pikmin is an absolutely awesome game by the way. My five year old son and I play the 2-player mode on Pikmin2 all the time (bought it for my wife for her b-day). Your son has good taste in games. -- B
Steve this is Bill. He owns this place and has more money than GOD! I'm filthy rich, I'm always tan and I've got a great ass too! But my marriage sucks so I hate my life! Classic! I agree, we need more commercials like this. I'd almost consider starting to watch TV again. Almost. -- B
Fuck you, and fuck Jesus. I'm a sinner, and I'm going to fuck your mom up her cornhole. So there. -- B
Dharma....do what I do...just don't give a fuck. I've been called worse, and I just basically tell those people to "Fuck off", smoke a cigarette to reduce my rage, and move on. I tried to explain mean and stupid people to my son today...but he doesn't really understand yet. I think this guy falls into this category. So, for you...to the a-hole... "Fuck off and die, asshole!" There, don't you feel better? <img src="../imag
That's GREAT!!!!!! I laughed my ass off when I watched this. Reminds me of Super Bowl ads. -- B
Yeah, I have a telescope but it's buried in storage. My damn digital camera is only 2.1 mpixel (with no optical zoom) so it takes kind of shitty pictures of small far-away things. Thankfully the clouds cleared about an hour before it started, so I have a really nice view of it. -- B
Not me...I just posted about it. I have (blurry) pics, but I'm going to take more as the moon comes out of eclipse. -- B
Heh. Well, look at it this way...at least he was a good sport about it, and you were man enough to at least have a drink with him and chat for a while rather than running off. I'd say, for a disappointing night for the both of you, it could have turned out much worse. -- B
It would be interesting to have a comparison of English Tea Time vs. Traditional Chinese Tea Serving. A clash of cultures, if you will. -- B
"Vote for Ed...because he's too simple to have an other side." -- B
You need to get the one with the pewter fist of power on the top. That way if someone messes with you, you can clock them upside the head. -- B
I agree with your assertion, but DiamlerChrysler is putting out some very nice products lately. The 300 and Magnum come to mind. And you can get Hemis in both. Until I can even afford a new car, I'll stick with my 1979 Honda Civic with 200,000 miles (and still going) on it. -- B
Fantastic story! I wish I had a big rubber stamp that said "Moron" on it so I could just tag someone on the head with it when I see stuff like this. -- B
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