Mr_Frog

Reply to Ok, So You're a Satanist? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Argh, sorry for the double post. I was interested to see that it rated Buddhism so close to Agnosticism (which pretty much represents my outlook on religion and God). -- B

Reply to Ok, So You're a Satanist? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

You scored as agnosticism . You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot b

Reply to Would you say this to a black person? in Misc JoeUser Forums

you could always do what I do....ask them if they want to see something really white, then pull down your shorts and tell them to kiss your ass. Works for me. -- B

Reply to I never thought this would happen in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Ahhh, he breaks his finger and now he's got a perfect brother-bashing weapon. -- B

Reply to Freeware users vs. Freeware idealogues in Industry JoeUser Forums

I guess I'm an anomoly in the freeware world. I've seen other calendar apps (including the DesktopX calendar widget), and I always seem to go back to Rainlendar. I just like it. I've ttried other desktop wharf programs, but I still come back to ObjectDock. I guess I'm just one of the odd ducks in the zealot world. -- B

Reply to Pre vasectomy jitters in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

I had it done after my second. The doc that cut me was the same one that did my dad, so that helped a bit on the trust factor. The actual surgery wasn't too bad. Local anasthetic around the gonads (a bit of a sting, but nothing too bad), and a bit of somewhat uncomfortable tugging. I spent the entire time reading Time magazine and chatting with the doc about the kids. Total time: about 45 minutes. The aftermath? Well, imagine getting kic

Reply to I'm Not a Bitch! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

gassy?

Reply to My new computer in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

I weep for you. A Compaq? That's like a four-letter word! AVG = http://www.grisoft.com -- B

Reply to I need a new car... in Misc JoeUser Forums

Aieeee! Blasphemy! Putting FWD on a car like that would ruin it! -- B

Reply to Adopt a Sniper Today! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Just like the shriners! Except I reckon the snipers aren't dancing around wearing funny hats. -- B

Reply to Take it all off in Misc JoeUser Forums

I like that hairstyle. I think you can pull it off because it suits your face. It's weird, but I think that hairstyle would look weird on some people...just not...right. As for the color...well...red is all I gotta say. -- B

Reply to Take it all off in Misc JoeUser Forums

Ok, a question here for the ignorant folks amongst us (me)... What the heck is a "pixie"? Pictures (of anyone with said hairstyle) would be helpful, rather than a verbal description. -- B

Reply to Free Gmail Invitations (Part IV) in Google JoeUser Forums

G-Mail is just a free web-based e-mail service run by Google. 1GB of space, and I hear the search capabilities are profound. -- B

Reply to Free Gmail Invitations (Part IV) in Google JoeUser Forums

I didn't really want a GMail account since I run my own mail server, but since everyone else seems to have one, I took link #1. Thanks. -- B

Reply to It's hard to . . . in Misc JoeUser Forums

Should I add some photos soon? Yes.

Reply to MERRY CHRISTMAS! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Merry Christmas Brad. May you and your family have a very happy day. Hopefully Santa brought everything you wanted. -- B

Reply to How Do Women Wrap Gifts So Well? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

It's all about geometry. Of course, advanced origami techniques come in handy. -- B

Reply to The anti-fan club in Community JoeUser Forums

My thick skin is pretty ragged from constant flaming. You know, lotion will help that... -- B

Reply to So. Much. Email. in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Hey, I sent you an e-mail about these new penis pills....can you reply and tell me what you think? -- B

Reply to Men Give and Women Recieve... in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Ugh, men = credit limits. -- B

Reply to No Sympathy for Skinny Chicks in Misc JoeUser Forums

Don't be telling us we don't look good in our tank tops when your butt crack has its own zip code, dude! Yeah, ugh. Sometimes I just want to spackle those bad boys shut! <TD class="mb-Body-Quote-Text"

Reply to What's Everyone's Real Name?? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Puddin' Tame. Ask me again and I'll tell you the same. -- B

Reply to Who would make you stay faithful? in Marital Issues JoeUser Forums

Well, if we're going to play this game, I'll bite. If I were not married to my wife right now, my choice would have to be Norah Jones. She's smart, talented, beautiful, a musician, has a great voice and I've got a huge crush on her. -- B

Reply to My Encounter with a Marine.... in Misc JoeUser Forums

I never got the impression that she was trying to paint *all* marines using this guy as the brush. Remember, she did say that both sides of her family has had an extensive military background, and the title was "My Encounter with a Marine", not "My Encounter with the Military". I think, rather, her point here was to express concern as to how this elitist asshole considered himself to be above her fiancee because he was serving and her fiancee

Reply to Real Teachers in Humor JoeUser Forums

I'm going to send this to my mother-in-law, who is a teacher and is in the process of getting fucked over on her contract negotiations. I think she'd like it. -- B