Ph00ey...I think you found my switch! <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/joke.gif" border=0 A
Angel_Wings
/me doesn't mind if you grow a few inches from eating her side of the mushroom... <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/lol
/me says...just think of me as a mushroom in Wonderland and you're Alice...but the only dif is...no matter which side of me you eat you'll always grow...er...taller. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/notsure.gi
FYI...the farts 101 was written by Shmoopy herself 2 years ago or so...hehe...she's mighty proud.
hehe. FOUND IT! The "misdirected stealth bomb." Explanation: You meant it for someone you hate but your incredible fart depth perception was a little off kilter and your weapon of immeasurable stench ended up attacking the nostrils of a perfectly innocent person. Now when they call you "Da bomb!" we all know what they are referring to! The, "Good god was that you?!" fart. <br
Hey, my farts 101 page is gone. Can't find it. /me thinks this is probably a GOOD thing. hehe
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ut oh, I need to buy a bowel! <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/surprised.gif" border=0 ALIGN=
I'm plenty nts but I have no blts to keep me together hehe
Stop entertaining the troops! <img src="http://images.stard
/me make no sense. Shmoopy needs love.
that's sp--n /me obviously has too much time on her hands and spilled soup on her shirt.
/me has to slurp her s__p without any vowels. Oh no! She lost her sp--m and must it with a frk. hehe
The sad fact is...there are no vowels in my s p
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Ph00ey...I just realized a sad fact...
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Hey, I spellchecked that and I spelled it right! ! That's kinda creepy... cue the "Twilight Zone" muzak...hehe
YUM! Word me! Word me! Let's have a vowel movement together...I just hope you don't have consonantipation...that
Ass/ass is well...always gonna be an ass ...but ASS is an acronym in my sense of the word...hehe
Hey, the only ASS around here is me! ASS= A Sexy Seductress hehe
Ph00ey is a legend in most redneck spitting contests.
Incorrectness > Where is my Jafo guide!
Yikes, political incorectness at this hour? hehe...
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