Why Shmoopy, what do you mean?

I'm a brat!

/me thinks you're just lucky...cuz she likes brats...

/me thinks so.
/me is partial to brats too

BTW ph00ey

Your reply could have been funnier if it hadn’t been so perfunctory.

Rather than saying, “I’m a brat!"...

Try:

Why Shmoopy, what do you mean?

I AM a brat.

hehe

T-minus one minute and counting, Ph00ey.

Get off the pot...(toilet that is...hehe)

I AM a perfunctory brat!

You ARE just a brat!

hehe!

No, hehe...

That should have read...()

I AM a perfunctory brat!

You on the other hand are just a brat!

hehe!

Ut oh...

What yonder music do I hear?

"Bratman...da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da BRATMAN!"

Ut oh... It's Bratman and his sidekick...'doh'-boy wonder.

Bratman? Whattya gotta say for yourself? Bratman replies..."Ask doh-boy wonder! "

Doh-boy replies as expected in this idiotic plot..."DOH!"

hehe

/me pulls doh-boys tights up his leatarded mind and gives him a wedgie!

leotareded that is. hehe

Nope. Leotarded THAT is.

hmm 3rd times a charm.

Don't ya mean Bratman and 'doh'-gurl wonder?

A couple of real Stuper heros, aren't we?

Looks like I need to put in a dictionary...you're using those 5 dollar words again!

Shmoopy's dictionary of new words that I bet ya didn't know!

-->Aquadextrous (akwa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability
to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

-->Carperpetuation (kar 'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when
vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least
a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it,
then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

-->Disconfect (diskonfect') v. To sterilize the piece of candy
you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming that somehow
it will 'remove' all the germs.

-->Elbonics (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people
maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

-->Frust (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be
swept onto the dustpan and keeps backing a person across the room
until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

-->Lactomangulation (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling
the 'open here' spout on a milk container so badly that one has
to resort to the 'illegal' side.

-->Peppier (pehp ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant
whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if
they want ground pepper.

-->Phonesia (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone
number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

-->Pupkus (pup' kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after
a dog presses its nose to it.

-->Telecrastination (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always
letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even
when you're only six inches away.

But Bratboy! We are STUPER kewl in geekland...

Okay, maybe not

But we are legends in our own minds!

Oh...pinning my name on another 'previously penned' line of no good? I'm SO NOT impressed! hehe

At least be original...it's in your contract!

/me gives ol' ph00ey a kick in the kaboose!

Destined to go down in the history books as UNKNOWN

Shmoopy is a legend in Ph00ey's mind

I GOT A CONTRACT??

Ph00ey is a legend in most redneck spitting contests.

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Shmoopy, see I'm learnin' new words to spit!

YUM!

Word me! Word me!

Let's have a vowel movement together...I just hope you don't have consonantipation...that sux...hehe

I'll bring the Alphabet Soup

Hope I don't find myself at a loss for words!!

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Hey, I spellchecked that and I spelled it right! !

That's kinda creepy...

cue the "Twilight Zone" muzak...hehe

Ph00ey...I just realized a sad fact...

Eye have a spelling checker
It came with my Pea Sea
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
it helps me right awl stiles two read,
And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule
The checker pour o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Be for a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And it were lacks or have a laps,
We wood be maid to wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of non eye am a wear.
Now spelling does know phase me.
it does know bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft ware four pea seas,
And why I brake in two averse
By righting want too pleas.