24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator... 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall
Ten Drawbacks to working in a cubicle 10. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all day long. 9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you. 8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire. 7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese. 6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose. 5. The walls a
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. Her beautiful daughter-in-law was embarrassed, but responded: "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the
George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom". To which the Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King." George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?", to which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince -
WOW! 930 posts! Good to see it still going strong!!! I have been away.... still am for a while... But i WILL return!!!! Ahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *cough*
Evening all! Fuzzy! Good to see you back! I know i havent poseted on this thread befor but thought it the best place to post this.. I am leaving WC for a lil while, am about to move and havent got cable installed at new place yet.. gunna take a coupla weeks to get it all sorted... So take care all! and see y'all soon! *Xaltec leaves by the side door to cause a little fuss as possible*
Have no idea what SNL is... So gotta be Monty python Darth Maul or Dath Vader (who would win a fight?) running outta Questions... gotta keep thread going!
Now if were talking nicknames at home! My finance's for me is ........ not repeatable here, this IS a family site yanno?? But mine for my fiance is Bunny..... Betcha can't guess why??
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