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Ok... gotta censor this one a bit! A guy walks into a bar with a cat and a flamingo. He walks up to the bar and orders three drinks, he looks to the cat, "Is it your round?" He asks. "Frick off!" says the cat, "I aint paying!" So the flamingo pays. After a while the guy orders three more drinks, "It's gotta be your round now?" He tells the cat. "Frick off!" Says the cat, "I aint paying. So the guy reaches in his pocket and pays for the drinks. A while later h

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IPlural Didnt wanna start reading it ... looked to long! but Laugh? OMFG!!!

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ooops! Punch line should be... "He's the only Stupid Idol F****r I know!"

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Ok ok... i lied.... one more (promise!) hehe Two explorers are in the depths of the rain forest, when they come across a clearing. In the middle of this clearing stand a large statue and in the middle of the statues forehead is a huge gem stone. "I'm going to climb that statue and get that gem!" Says the first explorer. With that he clambers up to the gem. "Duh, if y

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Heh! One more and it's beddy byes time for me! Sometimes.... Sometimes .... when you cry ... no one sees your tears...... Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt... Sometimes... when you are worried.... no one sees your stress...... Sometimes ... when you are happy ... no one sees your smile

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Four men rode in a car : a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a computer engineer. The car stalled out. The MECHANICAL engineer said, "It must be the pistons; let's repair them and be on our way." The ELECTRICAL engineer said, "It has to be the spark plugs; we'll replace them and be ready to roll in no time at all." The CHEMICAL engineer said, "No, it's got to be bad gas; we'll flush the system and be on o

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~bows to phOOey~

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Not so much jokes, but i find em funny! 1) Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2) One tequila, two tequila,three tequila, floor. 3) Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and Apes? 5) The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6) I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she to

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On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French woman Two German men and one German woman Two Greek men and one Greek woman Two English men and one English woman Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman Two Irish m

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Male Dumb blond! Three Business men are sitting in a bar and discussing how stupid their wives where, The first guy says, "I tell you, mjy wife is so stupid that last week she went to the supermarket and bought $500 of meat because it was half price, and we don't have a fridge big enough to keep it all in!" The second guy says; "That's nothing, last week my wife went and spent $17,000 on a new car and she doesn't even know how to drive!" The third guy, a blond, agrees that the ot

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Ok My turn! This might have already been told... but realy can't be bothered to read thru 15 pages to find out!! A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a

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Limp bizkit "hot dog" How many times can you say F**k in one track?????

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I might get a slap for this...... Robbie Williams "Mr Bojangles" from "Swing when your winning" cd ~ducks to avoid the hail of slaps!~