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Reply to This Should Be Good in Cooking JoeUser Forums

Nice job Geez. Seems you are feeding you and your animal well. Is that a West Texas free range chicken or an HEB chicken?

Reply to Only Me in Humor JoeUser Forums

Great situation, great pictures. And great shoes. Great scrapbook page! Great memories. You great goofball.

Reply to Your Christmas list would be ... (if money were no object)? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Wow, is it too late? To be totally selfish: I want a big honkin' flatscreen HDTV. Yeah, wall sized. To be a good husband: Trip for two to Australia. My wife wants to go on safari before she dies, and I want to accomodate her. As far as I'm concerned, the Outback is as good as Africa, without the civil unrest and the associated danger. To be a good father: another big trip to Disneyworld. We went for a week back in 2002.

Reply to I Missed the Global Warming Moron-a-Thon! in Politics JoeUser Forums

i actually work 60 hours a week in a factory. UFCW and I'm proud of that. also, i'm a third year international relations major. so in between being smarter than you, I actually work harder too. AHA! We have another Lucas!

Reply to What if there is more? in Religion JoeUser Forums

Reminds me of that old Monty Python thing where Moses comes down from the mountain and says "I GIVE YE THESE FIFTEEN.." and drops a stone tablet and breaks it. Then he shrugs and corrects himself and says "I GIVE YE THESE TEN COMMANDMENTS". Before I start, that was Mel Brooks in his "History of the Wor

Reply to Iraqi Soldiers Capture Insurgents, Disarm Roadside Bombs in Current Events JoeUser Forums

In the immortal words of Eric Cartman, "Kick ass!" Way to go Iraq. One more step towards full independence.

Reply to Do you understand the British? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

You can allow so many illegal immigrants into the country that they shoot policemen and policewomen. You can be excused from not knowing how many illegals there are. Blame the British Empire. It's my understanding that every citizen of a former British colony can hold a British passport and have dual c

Reply to Why did Bush want to remove Saddam? in Politics JoeUser Forums

That pipe drean has cost this country 2,100 lives, 35,000 injuries and almost $300 billion dollars... Osama still has not been captured and Moslem terrorists are active all over the world including in Iraq. I would very much like to hear what COL Gene has in mind for the alternative. Because as a decorated veteran in command and leadership posi

Reply to Do I Miss Texas? in Misc JoeUser Forums

KILLEEN Don't forget "chain restaurant heaven". I've mostly lived in Lefors, but I've also lived in Midland and Amarillo, and for a brief time in San Antonio. We have fam

Reply to The Green Beast: My Caddy in Automotive JoeUser Forums

Good lord, they're going to try to get it to pass Maryland standards?!? Yeah, I guess that would be just crazy. See following article as to the impossible MD standards: Get In Line!

The Green Beast: My Caddy in Automotive JoeUser Forums

As many here on JU will attest, I owned the ugliest, worst car ever. Nice car when it was made, but time and neglect wore it down to the hulking mass of steel and bondo that they saw pull into the parking lot every day. I drove a '74 Cadillac Coupe De Ville.

Reply to An Odd Tale in Humor JoeUser Forums

Maybe this store should stick with a pop station for the sake of sales. Yep, they should keep those lyrics reined in for the sake of the elderly. Could have a heart attack or two before they know it. And there's the liability... Five'll get you ten that couple went home and got their

Reply to How I Became an Intel Analyst (Pt. 2) in Politics JoeUser Forums

It was the sex with dead animals question that flunked ya. By the end I was admitting to having sex with dead animals, I'll admit. They broke me. That line of questioning was unusual, to say the least...

Reply to Ugliest/worst 'American' car ever is... (your choice please) in Automotive JoeUser Forums

I have to admit, the Pacer is hard to top... I mean, bottom? Worst ever? My girlfriend in high school owned a yellow Gremlin. Making out in the trunk space of a Gremlin? Bad idea. Personally owned? A 1976 yellow Ford Pinto. I remember as a kid: road trip through South Dakota in the height of summer with no A/C. Yikes. Worst line of automobiles overall? AMC. Pacer, Gremlin, Jav

Reply to Why Iraq Has No Army in Current Events JoeUser Forums

you are quite the bean-counter. You can write all the statistical figures that you want coming out of Iraq... You post a claim that there is no progress in Iraq, then when someone brings forward concre

Reply to The Face of Today's Military in America? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Not only did I learn Korean in the Army, but I finished my Bachelor of Arts through an Army program. And halfway to my Masters degree too. Thank you Army. Through the GI Bill I will finish grad school and also continue to get a Doctorate, if I have the intestinal fortitude. The money is already there, and I intend to use it. I could get tested in Spanish and any other language I care to try, too... I have also met like-minded,

Reply to JoeUser as a Community in Blogging JoeUser Forums

>>sniff Wow, Doc. You hit it right to the heart. I like the people I know here! For some, I can't believe I am still in contact with some of them. (X-SPC NS, this means you!) I am constantly talking to my wife, kids, etc., about stuff I have read on JU. Including the weird, the loopy opinions, and the like. So bring it on, JUsers! Keep the good times rollin'.

Reply to Alias Cancelled in TV Shows JoeUser Forums

Never watched it myself, but I know several people who will be heartbroken.

Reply to The inevitable return of the great white dope in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'm looking forward to verbal verbosity from the legendary dude from the Valley of the Great Salt Lake. Are you a "The End" fan? Or do you love the Milk Cow?

Reply to Why I call them Loony Loopy Luddite Liberals in Politics JoeUser Forums

Sorry, just noticed some activity here The reason it keeps on popping up is 'cause it's still an issue. And there's always more evidence to heap upon the LL(L)L bonfire.

Reply to Why I call them Loony Loopy Luddite Liberals in Politics JoeUser Forums

What's the most hypocritical is that they are more than happy to preach to others without changing or curbing their own behavior.

Reply to I Missed the Global Warming Moron-a-Thon! in Politics JoeUser Forums

i was suggesting that you move outside in a tent and live off of roots and berries. Wow, McDaniel. You must be really using your solar collector to its limits to maintain your laptop's power supply, so you can blog from your tent. Good luck with today's hunting and gathering. I hope you find some

Reply to PETA STRIKES AGAIN! in Pets & Nature JoeUser Forums

Those sick puppies should all be put to sleep. No! That would be inhumane! Recent studies suggest that PETA members may feel pain.

Reply to That Settles It! Tom Cruise is a LOON! in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Tom Cruise is a douche bag. Forgot to say it. Tom Cruise is a douche bag. Everybody now!

Reply to Do I Miss Texas? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Yep, I've been living in Killeen two and a half years now, and I've gotta admit, I miss texas. Yeah, smarty pants. I was happiest when I was away from Killeen. I'm from