singrdave

Reply to Our GUS at War in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I have told a funny story to some of you in the SCIF: My friend SGT Hot Kyopo, who was with several of us at DLI, decided to do some National Guard time after her ETS date came up. She wanted to enlist in her back home NG unit, in Missouri. But they didn't have any linguist slots or even MI. They did, however, have a slot available for an ASPHALT AND CONCRETE PAVING NCO. And since it was a SSG slot, Hot Kyopo finagled a promotion. She thought

Reply to To the Democratic "Silent Majority" in Politics JoeUser Forums

read Link THIS and you will feel the burning of the hideous left. Talk about sore f#$%^&g losers.

Reply to Promotions and Daughters in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Yeah, can't sleep and tried to find something interesting to read. Little did I know it was about me!

Reply to Start a Campaign for JU on JWICS! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

The "powers that be" recently cleaned up a certain website with funny, pithy, and certainly non-professional takes on recent news events from the "high side" JWICS. It's back now, with deeply meaningful, non-ironic takes on world events. Too bad. Too non-professional. Nobody would be willing to put their professionalism in jeopardy in order to host a site of Joeuser's ilk.

Reply to Promotions and Daughters in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Thanks you guys, I was very happy to share that moment with you. My promotion was a long time in coming, thanks to many factors. But it was all worth it, now I feel like I'm really "in the club". Totally validated my 6-year enlistment. Glad to be of service. And, how can a proud daddy not be even prouder? ...wait a minute... Quit makin' eyes at my daughter, you sickos.

Reply to SFC Spadde Tear Down This Wall! in Work JoeUser Forums

Pictures of himself, caricatures of himself, awards and badges of "honor" he's received... Let's decide what we would do to the wall of narcissism. Urination comes quickly to mind.

Reply to Google Virtuosity in Internet JoeUser Forums

I FOUND ONE! I FOUND ONE! insomnia has struck me, and I found one... BYZANTINE CHLORIDATE It meets all the criteria, but Googlewhack.com will not recognize it, since "Your whack appears on a page Googlewhack has identified as a word list!" Does that mean that someone ahs already submitted it, or does the computer think I am just submitting thousands of random words to try and outsmar

Reply to The Kingdom of Loathing in Misc Games JoeUser Forums

I am not seeing how to heal yourself, and the chat window is hopelessly inane. I am down to one hit point. I am a level 1 polka criminal. I thought it would be very cool indeed. I was right.

Reply to The Kingdom of Loathing in Misc Games JoeUser Forums

It's incredibly disturbing, but I have signed up. Like here, my username is singrdave. I am not long on originality, and once I find a good username I stick with it. That way, no one has to ask what my username is!

Reply to Spider-Man in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

Good evening, Mr. Pseudo. I am here now, and happy to go see Spider-Man 2 as soon as I can. I hear it's better than the first.

Reply to A Fortelling by Negrodamus Comes True! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

What an achievement... UT is an incredibly difficult school to get into! It's one of the best state schools in the nation. Knowing him, though, he will do really well and yes, it's scary he's gonna be a brain surgeon. Yikes.