I just think it's weird that he's adopting before they get married. Yes, kinda putting the cart before the horse, as it were. My fear is the Brangelina coupling will last about as long as a Britney marriage or, worse yet, Brad's last marriage. Then how will the children be named? After the n
Yep, very funny indeed. My favorite? Army rule #3: 3. Change the color of beret you decide to wear.
"We have since called the court to inform them that the president has other commitments on Monday, and that he would like to reschedule his jury duty," McClellan said. That's my favorite part. Yeah, he's got more important things to do than serve on a jury in Milam County, Texas. Like going on foreign
Now I knew that Zappa was dead, as opposed to Madeline Kahn. Zappa's contributions to the world were many and varied. Thanks for remembering him!
And yet consumer confidence is very high. Hmmm, what could that tell you? We'd open up that 125,000/month's worth of jobs if we'd deport all the illegals, right COL? And the age-old, perennial complaint: where are you getting these numbers? Please provide links. Without them, I can't confirm or deny anything you're claiming. It only adds to the validity of your rant... I mean, screed... oops, I mean, message.
betcha tom delay is gonna be pissed when he looks over to the jury box and don't see george. Yeah, good one. Tom's gonna need all the friendly faces he can get on his jury.
What is sad is that people will harp on this issue.
Oh my goodness, that wily Bush is at it again. I can't believe he isn't doing his civic duty. Crawford needs him! WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush had to explain that he was a little busy runn
It's the administration brain trust sensing a "gap", to use the old Dr. Strangelove vernacular. There's a perceived lack of defense from missiles thrown at us by some hypothetical threat. Whether it's North Korea, whose missiles couldn't hit the broad side of a barn from the INSIDE or China, whose missiles are exactly like ours because they've been stealing our technology out from under our noses. Oh, don't forget the former Soviet r
does the headshot of Jake Plummer make anyone else think of a sleazy 1970's porn star? Two words: Dirk Diggler.
X-SPC: Ouch. Why not just good ole fashioned birth control? I would think pills for her, and the little rubber thingy for you and you'd be safe. It's worked for me for 10 years. And I don't want to have to sheath for the next... ummm... 20-25 years or so until Bonnie goes into menopause!
throw in a little chocolate syrup to make it brownish OMG, I don't even drink and that would make me barf. How about Morning Shot?
She died? Six years ago? How come I never heard? I usually keep that type of information longer than is necessary. Yep, just confirmed it on IMDB . How sad indeed. Thanks, Icon, for bringing her passing to our attention!
Did you send it to my AKO address? Holy crap. Welcome to JU, dude. Yes I did send it to your AKO. It's the only one I could find. Wound tight definitely..... </TR
I tend to think that mostly any Virgin Mary stuff is crap, myself. Yep. I don't understand the Catholic hoopla about her... I don't know why that means that Catholics have to
I think you're being brave though. It just seemed like a smaller risk of complications if I just did it myself. Thinking about her and all. your urologists "interests" a
the administration has to start thinking, and stop acting like trained monkeys. The difference is, this was a specific threat directed at their English teacher. <
but we changed it to swollen rocks. Thanks, Loca. You're not helping. Was he in a lot of pain? How long till he was back on his feet?
Sweet, now I know who you are! How are you doing buddy? I am excellent. Good to hear from you. Life at Fort Meade is good. Civilian life is good, too. Drop me a line: [email protected]
I. Hate. Micro. Management. You put the periods in the wrong places. That is one whole sentence. What you have aren't even sentences. Here, let me do it.
President Bush has convictions and the courage to stand behind those convictions. He is a good man, doing the best he can in the most trying circumstances our nation has seen since the Civil War. It's not un-American to speak out against the government. But to declare that Bush or his agenda is "fascist" or "against liberty"... Just remember if this were a truly fascist nation, those who speak out against the government would be labeled as "
The Manilow would do a better job. "OOOH Mandy! You came and you gave without taking... " Teens would run screaming and holding their ears. How is a frequency more audible to teens than to grownups anyway?
Now, show me where I said switcher? You didn't, Doc. I said it (#2), and then I posted that I misunderstood (#10). I thought it was a video switcher and it was a switch board operator. My bad, no one else's. Sorry for the mix-up! Free cars from my company! Call me at work and I'll arrange it! <img src="http://i
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear chiprj, Happy birthday to you.
one should ask what is wrong with the President's message? Even Bush should understand he needs a different message. Based on your screeds, you would be upset if he announced that he'd had Frosted Mini-Wheats for breakfast. No message would appease you but a complete reversal of foreign and do
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