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Who Is Your Favourite Comedian? in Humor JoeUser Forums

I could not get through life without laughing and joking. I have noticed that recently there have been quite a few comedians here who have really had me laughing. Many of them are quite on the edge of political correctness, and that just seems to amuse me even more. You can usually find this kind of humour on the alternative cable channels, where they are hidden away. The BBC has some hilarious comedy shows such as Little britain, and Three non-blondes, who are ju

Reply to Does Fear Give Us The Right To Be Racist? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

It's not racism. It's prejudice. Fair point. It's totally natural, (IMHO), to be suspicious of wrong doers that meet a certain criteria, and to be cautious of being near them. Yes I kno

Reply to Does Fear Give Us The Right To Be Racist? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Nothing gives us the right to be racist I agree But when you think about it, the police profile all the time. If they get an APB on a "Suspected M

Reply to Sex With Strangers! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I was gonna comment on that one. I thought it was well known that in picking up women men almost always keep doing the same thing. Given enough tries, chances are it'll eventually work once. Once is usually enough to give us the idea that it's a good strategy. I obviously underestimated the stupidity of men....thanks for educating me <img src=

Reply to A Map To Ladies Erogenous Zones! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Not a thing... But then being the insatiably virile love god such as I am, what else is there to learn? Haha....maybe you could teach us a thing or two, hehe! 11. Your Wallet!!! <img sr

Reply to Room With A View in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Oh Maso, I've really missed you! I'm so glad to see you have posted something! The new place sounds wonderful, and I can't wait to see pics! I am glad it is starting to feel like home! You never know I may visit one day, hehe

Reply to Glorifying Recreational Drug Use! in Misc JoeUser Forums

LOL Maso..you make me laugh, and it's nice to see you, I've missed you!

Does Fear Give Us The Right To Be Racist? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I remember when the London Bombings happened, a friend of mine got on a bus a few days later. Looking at her you would presume she is Muslim, even though in fact she is mixed race. She had just finished work and was on her way to the gym. She had her gym bag with her. Not a suspect looking bag or anything. She said she got so many odd looks off people, and she had no idea why. People were looking at her suspiciously, and watching her every move. She really didn't have a clue wh

Madonna - Still An Icon? in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

My Mum is 50(ish) and the thought of her dancing around in a leotard and dancing provocatively with men half her age just makes my skin crawl, and makes me want to crawl and hide under the nearest rock I can find. Of course my Mum isn't a world wide superstar who has had a career that spans decades, and has the ability to change with the times like no one else. Madonna has though. I don't think there is anyone in the world who doesn't know who Madonna is. Who couldn't name you

Reply to Sex With Strangers! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

A gentleman never says how many or who they have slept with. But I can tell you, that I have never slept with a stranger, and I was in love with everyone I did have sex with. Good for you Doc! I always knew you was a gent <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=cente

Reply to Glorifying Recreational Drug Use! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Funny enough though one time when I was high I got to thinking and realized I was only unwinding and being creative while high because I had let myself think that, I could unwind and be creative anytime. I'm glad you realised that <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=c

Reply to Sex With Strangers! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

So, Sally and San Chonino, you've "LOVED" every person you've slept with? Yes, I'd only do that with someone I cared about

Reply to Sex With Strangers! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

"bar scene" was a test of my morals and up bringing.Yes i did take women home in a drunken stuper but always had enough sense to use protection.I was lucky but learned real quickly that this was not the life for me at all.I quit drinking over ten years ago and never went back to that scene again At least you have had the experience and know w

Reply to Being Single and Lonely . . . sort of in Dating JoeUser Forums

Awww you so need a big cuddle off Sal. I would of so danced with you if I was there babes! I know what you mean about feeling lonely. I like to think that I am very capable of a life where I don't need anyone, and when the right person comes along, it won't be because I need someone, it will just be because I like them, and I want to be with them. Every now and then you do get them moments where you just need someone to hold, and to make yo

Sex With Strangers! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I have never had a one night stand. I've had the opportunity to do it. Many times, and I have never wished to engage in such activities. Especially when I was going through college and you was out every weekend, and it was in your face all the time. The meat market feel of a night club. Like everyone was just eyeing up their next conquest, and didn't really have much else in mind. I always went out to have a good time. To get my ass on the dance floor, and shake it, and forget

Reply to Glorifying Recreational Drug Use! in Misc JoeUser Forums

one Girl, an obvious waste of skin, loudly told me "Dont knock it until you have tried it!". I told her I have not tried arsenic, but I dont think I was going to, and I was going to knock it! Hehe this kind of comment is exactly the reason I love ya Doc <TABLE cellpaddi

Reply to A Map To Ladies Erogenous Zones! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

You saucy thing you! Why thank you Look into her eyes when you talk to her. Eye contact is huge especially when it's something intimate </

Reply to Harry Potter Is More Popular Than Tony Blair! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Britain has a Prime Minister? Nah, we lost our prime minister up bushes arse a long time ago! How many times have I not noticed the Cartoon Network billboard of Blue saying "I'm a hot toe picker" yet I could not

Reply to Rude Young Punk in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Some people are just mannered, and it would seem especially people of my age group are just incapable of good manners. That's not all, just some. sounds like a slap would of done him good. Knocked a better attitude into him. But I'm just violent, hehe. I hope you are feeling better soon Mason x

Reply to JU - The real Democracy in Blogging JoeUser Forums

WHAT? Who does not like or adore you? You are about as controversial as skim milk! Kind of like the perky neighbor that always says hi with a smile and remembers your favorite team and will bring it up in conversation (I have one like that). Hehe aww thanks Doc! I am sure there must be some people I irritate though! <TABLE

Reply to JU - The real Democracy in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Good article Doc. I completely agree with you. I always think of JU as visiting your local pub. You don't always get on with everyone, but that's sometimes part of the fun. There are people here who I completely adore, and others I just can't be doing with. I am sure people feel the same way about me too. That's just life, and the way it goes, and what makes JU so wonderful.

Glorifying Recreational Drug Use! in Misc JoeUser Forums

I've met some new people this week. As many of you know I am not really a social butterfly. I am more like a social slug. This isn't really down to an inability to get along with people, it is more down to the fact that I don't want too. I know that sounds awful, but I'm really not a people person. I like to have a close circle of friends, and people I trust, and I'm not really bothered about anyone else. I hate people phoning me all the time, people asking me to go out places

Reply to Harry Potter Is More Popular Than Tony Blair! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Of course that assumes that Americans are so weak minded as to be easily manipulated by the Media and the Government. I thought everyone was manipulated by the media and the government?

Reply to Excuse Me Whilst I See My Arse! in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

personally Sally the articles I have read of yours have not come across as immature - don't put yourself down! Your articles are light and most enjoyable. Thanks chick! That's really nice of you to say, and much appreciated <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=ce

A Map To Ladies Erogenous Zones! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

So I was looking around my favourite website Askmen.com ( I'm only playing, I swear) and I stumbled across an article, regarding the spots to hit a woman to really turn her on. Because apparently this is something that all men are curious about. Well remain curious no more boys, because I am here to draw a map for you straight to obviousville :). Oh and if any of you didn't already know this stuff....I would guess you are beyond help, and sho