What's your favorite movie quote?

Recently a friend and I were talking about movie quotes and which were our favorite lines.

Two that I love are 1) Said with a thick mexican accent, "Badges? Badges!?! We don't have no stinking badges, and what's more we don't need no stinking badges!" -- The Treasure of the Sierra Madres

And 2) Said while strapped to a table as a laser is slowly aiming a red beam of death towards his crotch:

Bond: "Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?"
Goldfinger: "Nooo Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"
- the movie Goldfinger
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That's no moon - it's a space station!

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"I ain't got time to bleed"
-Jesse Ventura in "Predator"
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I will be back ....

Terminator
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No one can die - while he loves! Meet Joe Black 1998
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'wake up.....it's time to die'

blade runner
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It's like, you know each other's secrets. Your deepest, darkest secrets. Yeah, and then you're free. You're free, you're free to love each other completely, totally, just no fear. So there's nothing you don't know about each other and it's okay.

(really loved this movie) Meet Joe Black
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last one: gotta run...

Captain Corelli's Mandolin

"When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots are become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part."
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"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH"

Jack Nicholsons reply to Tom Cuise in 'A few good men'
Never seen the movie though, only heard it in the trailer.

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The 4 Marx Brothers in - Duck Soup (1933)

Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse.
Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end.
Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away.
Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him.
Firefly: Oh, I see. Then, it was murder. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
Mrs. Teasdale: He left me his entire fortune.
Firefly: Is that so? Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you? I love you.
Mrs. Teasdale: Oh, your Excellency!
Firefly: You're not so bad yourself.
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N-o-o-o-o-o!

Marcel Marceau
Mel Brooks' Silent Movie
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"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it." Rodney Dangerfield (Al Czervik) in CaddyShack
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Some great quotes, brings back memories. Here's my fave

Convict: You're gonna kill me with your soup cup?
Riddick: Tea, actually.
Convict: What?
Riddick: I'll kill you with my teacup.

No prizes for guessing the movie
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"I ain't got time to bleed"
-Jesse Ventura in "Predator"


I will be back ....

Terminator


Hasta la vista, baby!



Ah-nold's movie always have cool quotes!
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Hello radio dispatch....this is codename hardhat, code name hardhat...do you read me over...

- Was that Lardass?

hardhat, code name hardhat...do you read radio dispatch

- Hey, got something for you Lardass...

hardhat...HARD..HAT!..DO YOU UNDERSTAND??

- Lard Ass - LARD ASS!..hehehehe

HARD...HAT!..Radio Dispatch, DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS??

- nooo...who is dis is?..

THIS IS SGT. STEDANKO!

- Oh yeah, do you know this is?...

No.

- bye-bye LARDASS!

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Scatman Crothers with a southern drawl;

What we have here; is a failure to communicate, a failure to communicate.

Cool Hand Luke
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SD took the one I was going to use. Jesse Ventura was awesome in that movie. Here is a few of my favorites from Episode III. "I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi. The Dark Side of the Force surrounds the Chancellor. " - Mace Windu "You were The Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy The Sith, not join them! It was you who would bring balance to The Force, not leave it in Darkness! " - Obi-Wan Kenobi "Supreme Chancellor: [Dooku jumps down] Get help! You're no match for him. He's a Sith Lord. Obi-Wan: Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Lords are our specialty. "
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Maybe after pulling off that miracle I'll go and punch out god.


Ask yourself if that corpse of a whore is really worth dying for.

Worth dying for.
Worth killing for.
Worth going to hell for.
Amen.
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"Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest." Spoken to my favorite loser of all time.

"Experience is the jockey. Education is the horse." Clark Gable to Doris Day in "Teachers Pet."
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Don Juan DeMarco
"There are only four questions of value in life. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made of? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love."

Shall We Dance
"The rumba is the vertical expression of a horizontal wish. You have to hold her like the skin on the thigh is your reason for living.
Let her go, like your heart's being ripped from your chest.
Throw her back, like you're going to have your way with her, right here on the dance floor. And then finish like she's ruined you for life."

A Walk In The Clouds
A man in search. A woman in need. A story of fate.
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Oobydoo, bit tired maybe. Best not to say more. Bedways is rightways now. So best be go homeways and get a bit of spatchka.

ACO.

Let's rock.....

Aliens.

OK, let's get down to it, boppers.....

The Warriors.

We're on an express elevator to hell....goin' down....

Aliens.

Well that's great, that's just f***in' great, man, now what the f*** are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now, man.

Aliens.

You tell me, man.  I only work here...

Aliens.

Check it out. I am the ultimate badass...state of the badass army...you DON'T want to f*** with me...

Aliens.

No-one is to stone ANYONE until I've blown this whistle....

Life Of Brian.

Right. Well don't say I haven't warned you.  I've laid it on the line for you, time and time again.  Right, well, this is it.  I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing.

Fawlty Towers.

I'm sorry, Dave.  I'm afraid I can't do that.

2001.

Not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister.  Sure, she is a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal.

HotShots.

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father.  Prepare to die.

Princess Bride.

Fellas, smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

Red Dwarf.

 

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Outlaw Josie Wales

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"

"Endeavor to Persevere"
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Scatman Crothers with a southern drawl;
What we have here; is a failure to communicate.


Only because it is one of my favorite quotes of all time - it is actually

Strother Martin who says this line in Cool Hand Luke.

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
-Lloyd "All American (Flipper) Bridges // Movie = Airplane