I really don't know much about aliens. And I certainly don't know much about gravity...other than knowing it's there. But I definitely know all about gaseous clouds. And there is one in here now that is a lot stronger than M.42.

Must be all that "All Natural" salsa and chips. I now know what they mean by "All Natural!"

Somebody pass the Bean-O.

  

      

Pizza!!!!! thats all I can say without having to keel ya after word...

heehe

A swamp buggy?

jebro...

I actually tried to brush away that annoying little gnat on my screen.

Sometimes I wonder how I became a PC Tech.     

~ The Alien doesn't hack into your computer The Alien Hacks into your mind. ~

Ok, I'm just baffeled. In measurement so a lamebrain like me can understand, what exactly is 1 light year?

1 light year is the distance light travels in one year at 186,000 miles per second. The actual distance being 5,869,713,600,000 miles...

Thanks Fuzzy. Guess I would not want to travel that far. That's a loooong way from home. LOL.

Had an aunt once... we called her Aunt Floppy cos he had to tuck her boobs into her underwear to stop 'em becoming UFO's (uncontrolled flying objects). Yep, I reckon she woulda been anti ~ gravity.

At last, the mystery of crop circles in my area has been solved!

Earlier I saw a puppy chasing its own tail in a corn field! When it was done there were several crops circles throughout... probably not as organised or symetrical as those more famous ones, but crop circles nonetheless.

The secret, I think, was tying a bell to the puppies tail...imagine the results with a Great Dane... maybe even a T-Rex.

Here's an interesting question. In all honesty what would you do if one actually landed in 'your' backyard? Shoot, run, say hi or...

It'd be the "or" in my case... I'd have to immediately go inside and change my undies, OR they'd know they had just scared the crap out of me.

Response to reply 104...I thought it was a bug crawling on the screen        

recent update to light speed...2.79 x 10 to the sixth meters per second...ZOOM!

I don't know about crop circles or abduction but I didn't beleive in UFO's until a few years ago in Park Falls, WI....Saw a weird glowing ball just under the cloud base just after a very unsual wind gust.....the object zipped around then stopped suddenly and went uip in to the clouds......the guy I was with...promptly said "If you tell anyone about this I will deny it"....

Believing is seeing.....I consider myself to having a scientific mind...What I saw that night I have never seen before or after the incident....non the less today I watch all shows about UFO's when on TV....Life changes when you enounter the unexplainable.


No Joke.

Or don't change them and they won't take you anywhere.  

Yep, I saw something that I can not explain - defied all known terrestrial technology - so I'd have to say that I believe in UFO's. Besides, I think it's a bit arrogant of us/mankind to think that we're the only intelligent life in the universe (that's capable of flight), so I'm more inclined to believe than most, perhaps.



Er, I was sorta hoping for a ride to the local supermarket to pick up a few groceries.

Annoying, isn't it?






I would immediately run to see a shrink...

hey check this dude out WWW Link

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The Alien is thinking about using the Earth for
fuel to light the mother ship.
The Alien says we should think about moving
to Venus, which will allow us to test our Planet Cooling Technology.
~

I knew it... all this global warming hype is just a ruse/cover for what's really going on. The Alien is conducting heat to energy experiments to see if the Earth will provide an adequate fuel source for the journey home.

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His code name is Mr. Anderson (having nothing to do with the movie).

He is a black butterfly that is residing in the universe.

He is in a grocery store,

on a shelf in the grocery store,

the bottom shelf.

He is between the pickles and the tampons.

I meanwhile am residing in the "Mega Super Googolplex Cluster",

which is almost an infinite distance from his location.

Have a nice day.

~

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The Alien is reminded of a Star Trek episode where the ships engines
have been shut off and the crew of the Enterprise is forced to risk
a full power start.
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But Captain... I'm giving her all she's got...

the impulse engine has shit itself and I have the entire crew

from decks 4 through 13 running around in a mouse wheel to

generate enough power just to flush the damn toilets.

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The Alien would like to report,

"There are intelligent life forms on a planet 5 billion

light years from Earth, that are not being treated fairly.

You must save them."

If we hurry we could be there in 5.1 billion years.

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