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And that noobie Star Trek remake was a piece of crap.IMHO. Imagine seeing planet Vulcan destroyed. Where was the fleet? Off on a wild goose chase. And Spock as captain. Please. Then they wonder why no one likes it anymore. If you can't stay true to form don't bother. BTW, Uhura never got laid with Spock. Hollywood ........ *sigh*
I used to dream about Uhura.... YUUUUUMMMMM.
Not that I even knew there was such a thing as internet porn back then... but shoot, who the heck needed it when Lt Uhura was on Star Trek.
Seriously, if Spock and the gorgeous, darling Lt Uhura had bumped bellies, I'd have hated him for the rest of my... er, his life. 
"The Singularity is near."
The alien is confused.... as to why Shat is talking to a Klingon teapot.
And why red-shirts are trying to fill it full of holes. 
You know ... I never read the external link until just now.
Be afraid. Be very afraid. Why do you think ET doesn't come here. They think we're all nuts!
They only think we're nuts???
With their superior intellect and something so blatantly obvious, you'd think they'd know well enough by now.
The Alien likes Viagra... with his physiology it gets him high
His only complaint... he wakes feeling a little stiff in the morning.
Yeah but he ain't sayin' what's stiff. That's taboo where he come from. If'n him gotted caught him boss would flaggelate him three time.
The Aliens says that's because on Rigel 6 every sperm is sacred... or did he just see that in a Monty Python movie?
http://onlinejournal.com/artman/publish/article_8090.shtml
Just to liven things up a bit.
The Alien says that the evidence found in NM was bogus and deliberately planted to throw everybody off the scent...
While everybody was looking toward New Mexico, the real ships landed on Lake Ontario then submerged to avoid detection.
"It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" - The Flying Scenes
http://youtu.be/-ir-3VxEjvo
The Alien says neither of those pilots will be getting the job when he's ready to go home...
... he agrees: "Why not just shoot them down and be through with it?"
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