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My Alternative cuss words

My Alternative cuss words

It’s strange how I grew up around people that cuss, yet I am not one to cuss much. Sure, I say the basic sh**t or a**hole when I am angry or something has upset me, but for the most part, I tend to stay away from the big words...even the ones I know in Spanish (what a geek, I know). Because of this, I find myself spewing out the dumbest things.... This is usual inbloom talk : “freaking” this or “freaking” that, “that sucks”, “that’s pissing me off”, “son of a crap!”, “crapperoni”, “cripies!”, just plain old “crap”, “moron”, among others ...other suggested words are welcome...my cursing vocabulary needs to be expanded. =)
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Reply #26 Top
~Yeah me too! What do you think the suckiest sucker that ever sucked actually sucked though? Heh, probably a frikin mofo... ~

yeah, probably.
Reply #28 Top
~My friend always says, "Aww hamburgers!"~

lol... that's cute
Reply #30 Top
monolith~~say "holy effin ascwackers"~~

hmmm...never heard that one before...maybe I'll try it sometime.
Reply #31 Top
I went to Catholic school. I remembe Sister Rita Mae would say "Dear Child of God" - that really should be in all caps so you can get an idea of the tone - and you definately knew that she didn't think you were being dear. Another one was "God Bless America".

My favorite non cuss phrase is happy crappy. And I call someone I think is being stupid Delbert Dumbass. Of course, now I just have to say Delbert to get my point across. Or Dumb Blair - this is way old from my younger days of watching you take the good, you take the bad, you take em both and there you have - the Facts of Life. I know I'm such a geek.