The Damn bird has won!!!

For THREE years now this crazy bird has been attacking our back window. THREE years. I've been posting here about the war between the bird and us during that time.

We've tried everything. I've put up pictures of owls. Closed the shades, chased after the bird in just my shorts in the winter.

The bird has won. Next month we are moving to a new house. Screw you bird!

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persistent Bird !!

envisioning you running around after the bird shin deep in the snow !

it is cool that you went with the pictures and such as your choice of weapon

Luck with the new home, also hope the bird doesn't have relatives in the area of the new location

btw, have you been getting some solid sleep yet? hope so, to run down will get you sick and wow is it nasty up there in winter!

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but also

You have to buy a new house because of a bird?

/me suggests roast bird

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/me has a great bird deterrent, it's called Pooky. It's a Bengal CAT! I don't have birds attacking anything in my garden! I think you are using the bird as an excuse to get a better house!
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ahhh

I know I am weird, but I don't even allow my daughter to kill insects

Actually, since she was 3 she has gone bug hunting and collects diffferent ones in a jar and we talk about them and she lets the go... see weird

though, roast bird wouldn't happen to be a Goose of some such would it ?


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uuhhhmmmmm....yeah...yeah, that's what it is...sure

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Don't worry, Brad- the bird will find you. I already gave it your new address.
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Karmagirl !!

even if it doesn;t he will not sleep deeply, always hearing for a while I bet!

honey ir's 3:45 am, what are you looking for out the window?

Did you hear it? Hear what? That! there it is again




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mmm... ok, this keyboard is getting cleaned...

if I hit a key and it is not on the right angle with the right force, no char, then if my finger tip (its a laptop) just niggles a key next to it, char...

ugh... wish they had a dry cleaning system you just dipped these things in

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This thread reminds me Alfred Hitchcock's 'Birds'.

Wierd, ain't it?
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heck tape up a blow up head shot of Jane Fonda!

then again the SPCA might come get you for killing the bird in a cruel and unusually inhumane manner

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Reply #13 Top
Congrats on the new house Brad...

I wonder if the bird will move into the old one now..... ?
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If you have any of the old AOL free hours CD's , hang those up right outside the window. The bright reflections scare the birds away.
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....I have an AOL CD I can donate...... it was my Christmas present........
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Two words Brad...Pellet Gun!!!

I like the snow, and would be happy to help

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ack... can't kill it!

less you eat it

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I'll eat it...if I must...barbaque sparrow.....yummmmmmm!!

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Reply #21 Top
if you run it over with a lawnmower you could have shredded tweat for breakfast

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Reply #23 Top
...awwwwwwwwwww, wolfie... it's tweat just the way it is!