Take the glass out - that'll confuse it...

I saw a bird and lured him in with crumbs of bread...
and then I smashed his ********* head!

I saw this tag line and had to grab it for you Brad

"Feed the birds and you will always find snow on your car in July."

/me wonders if Brad is going to tell the new owners of his old house that it comes w/ it's very own pet bird? hehe

Doreen...isn't that kinda like selling a haunted house and not letting the new owners in on it?

/me wonders what he is going to think when he finds out that the previous owners of the new house were moving away from a pesty bird....

or a rabid wabbit

I think I saw a pussy cat...

I did, I did. I did see a pussy cat.

African swallow?

Or ex-perrot?...

Nothing was worse than my street. I live in south philly up a small street and there was this giant tree across the street that belonged in the forest or something.


I mean really, the tree was almost touching my house and when the birds did their thing in the tree my pavement got hit. The damn tree almost took down the power lines resting on them. My neighbor never took care of it and never bothered to trim it or anything.


It got really ridiculous and a bunch of us up the block had to call them to cut it down. She had the audacity to get mad afterwards.


If was funny when the birds came the next day and the tree was gone. She had a 100+ on her roof and ledges.


Really really big tree mind you and my street is just big enough for a car to drive down. That type of tree never belonged there in the first place.

I have 2 pellet Pistols, 1 pellet rifle, and about 50knifes, 1 cane sword, and who knows what else. Want me to come and take care of it?

Muhahaha..

I used to shot pigons and black birds from my window with my BB gun. that was fun. Point the gun out barely, AIM, Shot, the Bird goes down, I pull the gun in fast and slowly look around, wait 10mins and hit another one. Just incase any cops decide to come around or people start looking.

on my lanai, two morning doves come to find the food I put there. They are confident that they will find soething... just as I am confident that they will come, the same two birds. Sometimes after they eat, they go and sit on the banisters and watch the people. Sometimes they make love. I am impressed that two little grey birds not much bigger than the palm of my hand have an enduring relationship. Also that they trust me. This building has a rule... don't feed the birds. So I chase most of them away. But these two birds come sing me awake in the morning, sooth me in the evening. Seems we three creatures are Gods own, and we take our chances together.

Wish I had that to wake me up in the morning JM.


I'm about to call the SPCA on a neighbor behind me. Their poor dog is ALWAYS in the yard barking ALL DAY LONG. It's really a sin though cause it's cold right now and let the damn dog in the house!


Forget about sleepin on the weekends...It's been goin on for some time now and it's really cruel.

Frogboy-feline would of taken care of your problem straight away.

what, me??? /me *innocent expression number 42*

Frogboy, sorry to hear that you have the stress of a "forced" house move on top of everything else that you are doing at the minute.

have you considered getting a cat? they make lovely pets, look SO cute, and *PURRR* to!

Nothin' that a 12 gauge double barrel with #00 buck couldn't cure, though you might still have to move into a new house when done.

Look, this is just sooo simpel, no guns, knifes, or what ever.
Make a nice clean rope from a tree to you house. Put about 500 volt on it, and then when the bird is planning to 'atack' you window, he sits down on the wire, to look if the enviroment is clear, i can asure you 'he will get the shock of his life' (and probably the latest shock in his life ) and to make IPlural feel ok, its toast write away

I don't think that would work, Style.....Birds sit on 'live' wires all the time... They're not grounded, so the current has nowhere to go, therefore, no death...

I could be wrong....i think IP would know for sure

OW, gosh, ofcourse, forget that one... well ok, in that case, just shoot him