In my painting I blow the bubbles
and the gargoyles are female.
Discarded near where I stand is a little black book.

Would you like a good pick up line?
This is the best one I've found.
"Your hair looks like crap."

If you meet two girls at the same time,
hit on the one you don't want.
The worst thing that will happen is
you will get both of them.

Lets say you are at a party and you accidentally
find yourself in a conversation with a beautiful
women who is showing a lot of confidence.
Simply ask "How much do you weigh?"
and behold.

Here is something to ponder.
Would you ever get good at something if you
didn't need to do it to reach your goal?

I saw a question "What do you think of when you see "Life""
There are many paths to take and the only concrete evidence shows they all end the same way.
Each path has a price to pay.
I took the only path that was possible for me to take.

I hope you enjoyed my state of the union speech.

Who'd you rather,
Suze Orman or Joan Rivers?

Changing jobs is how you get more money Suze,
here in the real world.

You can't care more then the owner.

Are there an infinite number of critical flaws in your OS?

If the known universe was a super computer and
you wrote a program to calculate the number of
possible critical flaws in your OS,
it is my guess based in pure logic that when
you pushed the button to execute the program,
the known universe and the unknown universe
would crash.

So the question is,
at what date in the future will we reach a critical mass
of critical flaws?
I don't know but we will know when we get there.

One of my mental exercises for today was.
Connect drive K before drive J or the computer will lock up
and I will have to kill the power to the computer and restart.
Disconnect drive J first and then drive K or the computer will lock up
and I will have to kill the power to the computer and restart.
Then there is the phantom USB port which stops working after a reboot,
this can be remedied by pulling the battery and waiting a little while
and then putting the battery back in and rebooting. A simple restart
might not do it.
I've got a million of them.

Diary of a madman: A choreography:
Today I did a test run of my procedure to add a music cd to my computer.
Any program updates will be ignored or the system could and
would fail.
Each step must be done in exact order and all settings must be perfect
or the system will fail.
I place the cd in the tray and rip to the folder for the album
while automatically including all data about each file.
This step alone requires the right program and settings.
Next I update 3 media libraries in exact order each feeding
on the one that came before, again all settings must be perfect.
All three of these libraries must be updated for the entire system
to function correctly.
Now the mp3 player must be connected and updated using a specific
program, all setting must be perfect.
Next external drive 1 will be connected and updated, all setting must be perfect.
Now external drive 2 will be connected and will be synced with external drive 1,
all setting must be perfect.
Day 2.
Now the laptop will be updated.
This includes connecting to the network and external drive 2,
a new program must be installed and tested.
All setting must be perfect.
Success with the entire procedure with only 2 crashes, 6 restarts
and one phantom USB port.

Turn on stereo, place cd in tray, press play,
and music comes out of the speakers.
Total time: 17 seconds.
I like a mental exercise,
I like to stay busy,
I like working with the computer.

Albert Einstein,
Smoked Like A Chimney.
http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/19980907140525data_trunc_sys.shtml

It is a really fast browser but
it slowed down the computer,
which negates the speed of the browser.

What does polished aluminum look like?

Would you like to test your browser?
Just load the TMZ home page,
if it doesn't crash you are past the first hurdle.
Make a sandwich while the page loads.
After it loads scroll up and down the page
like you were going to read it today and
not next week.
Now try it when they are running a special
background.

I read this today on the net.
"We're On To You: We Don't Know What Your Angle Is Yet, But Rest Assured, We're Going To Find Out"
I'm rubber you're glue bounces off me and sticks to you.
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Did you figure the angle out yet?
Let me help you it is 180.

Cats are like potato chips... You can't have just one.

All that shines isn't silver... and all that glitters... isn't gold.