" If it's to loud then your too old, get the hell out, cause you've been told "

Anvil 1981

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I'm not arguing. I'm just trying to explain why you're wrong.

"If it sounds to good to be true it probably is."
If you are one of the world's richest men
is it to good to be true?
If you are in the middle class
is it to good to be true?

A man once asked me where the best place is
to meet women?
My reply,
nowhere,
but you can meet them anywhere.
The best ones seem to be when you least expect it.

"The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep."

The transmitter uses hydroelectric power,
electromagnetic waves flow from a tower,
You sit in a closet all alone,
and speak into a microphone.

Golden notes fly through the air,
listen to them anywhere,
on a hill behind the dump,
listen sitting on a stump.

In the grocery store walk by the meat,
with a cell phone send a tweet,
then walk down the next isle,
see the stranger with a smile.

That person's talking to a friend,
the conversation may never end,
look no hands with this device,
forgot the bread it's so nice.

People talking but no one's there,
talking, talking, everywhere,
try to talk to someone in the room,
better hit them with a broom.

The transmitter uses hydroelectric power,
electromagnetic waves flow from a tower,
sit in a closet all alone,
and speak into a microphone.

You're all crazy,
most of you are nonviolent.

Why are you insane?
Childhood is innocent and fun for some of the lucky ones.
So much for delayed gratification.
You go to school so you can be brain washed to fit
in the slot you will be plugged into.
You take an interest in the opposite sex because
of a chemical change in your body.
This is the start of the insanity.
Then you take your first job where people climb over
dead bodies to make more money.
Now you work a job for years which is a bore after 6 months
and basically the same exact thing day after day after day
for year after year after year.
At this point you are mostly insane.
Then you get divorced and loose at least half of
everything you worked for your whole life.
Now you loose your job because you have no reason to live.
At this point you are about 40 and completely insane.

Here is a simple test to check your state of mind.

Select the statement that best describes you A or B,
then read the results of your test below.

A: I am a sane person.
B: I am insane.
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If you selected A you are insane.
If you selected B you know you're insane.
Now retake the test.

What we have learned so far.
The world is a wonderful place full of
pink stuffed animals and rainbows.
Every person you meet is a friend who
loves you and cares about you.
Life is a gift to share with everyone.
Good luck quitting smoking.

What have you learned Dorothy?
"I learned that you shouldn't waste
very much time and energy thinking about
things that you have no control over.
You can't change the world it has a mind
of it's own.300,000,000 people have better
things to do than watch TV, you should join
them."
See you next time,
same bat time same bat channel.

What do you learn if you stop watching TV for a month?
You find out who got plastic surgery since the last time you watched.

To achieve Zen be conscious with out thinking,
this is easy for some.
One way to do it is to ski down a mountain.
Try to do it while taking a walk.

Peace to be sure.....Music teaches you all you need to know....

The Question:
Is there an app for randomly selecting students in a class?

Yes,
This is the fastest, easiest, least time wasting, foolproof way to do it.

Put each students name on a small separate piece of paper
and put them in a hat and mix them up.
Now with out looking pull one piece of paper out of the hat.
This paper is the first student randomly selected.
Just repeat pulling one paper out of the hat at a time
to select more students.

Welcome to West World,
We hope you enjoy your stay.
Nothing can go wrong
go wrong
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California should legalize prostitution.

This has been a joke.

If you could read peoples minds
would it be easy to find a mate or impossible?

After 9 years I just had my biggest catastrophe
with my 9 year old computer,
it was almost nonfunctional.
Luckily I removed the anti virus program
and the computer is running as perfect
as it ever did.You can guess what the other
biggest problems have been,
updating.

By the way I can read minds.

This sums it all up in a nut shell.
Link

Since you can't say anything without having to
explain it later,
maybe you should just explain it and stop saying things.

The difference between men and women is,
men can be happy with the same penis
their whole life.