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"Floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee."
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Subject: Night of 2008 Presidential election U.S.
The winner of the election made a speech,
the following is the translation.
"From this moment forward your as* is mine."
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Pragmatism:
A Method or tendency in philosophy which
determines the meaning and truth of all concepts
by their practical consequences. - pragmatist
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I was born with a horrible affliction,
I can see though people like a very thin piece of tissue paper.
I watched election coverage Tuesday night from 4pm until about 2am.
I channel surfed around here and there and I could tell which people
were in a good mood.
For the record I was in a good mood.
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The Ring Nebula looks a little like a donut.
How long will it take for the Ring Nebula to close?
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Eight years of decisions and here we are.
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Do we have enough puppets selling gold and late night shows,
yet?
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Take the guilt trip and shove it.
Does that sound soft to you?
Ya it's been a #%&*# cake walk.
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It's not ginger root,
it's adrenalin.
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Al Gore
Joe Miller
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Hi Mr. Cavett,
Who is running our country?
People who went to college.

When asking for advice maybe we should
ask people who have successfully solved problems,
not people who create them.
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Hi Penn Jillette,
The primates said to give you a message.
"Happy Birthday"

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The term is "Class Warfare".
At any given moment it is easy
to tell who is winning.
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I hear that no one saw the economy going off a cliff, coming.
When your house doubles in value in five years everybody knows it's bogus.
The reason nobody saw it coming is because everybody saw it coming
and everybody was making money.
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I use to think Tina Fey was beautiful.
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What I see coming.
In the not to distant future a large number
of people are going to lose their ass on gold.
That's ok don't listen to me no one ever does.
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Don't do away with plastic bags,
recycle your plastic bags.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, is bound to get there.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!

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Fixing social security and other things.

1) When you were running a surplus you should have placed
it in accounts for future obligations.

2) You should always run a surplus and place the surplus
in accounts each marked for a particular future obligation
and only use the money in each marked account for the
particular future obligation it has been marked to be
used for.

3) Learn discipline.

4) To run a surplus you must cut your expenses and
budget your money.
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When we were running a surplus you wanted to spend
it on new programs that we can't afford,
instead of spending it on old programs that we can't afford.
Who are you?
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I watched "The Daily Show" for 11-18-10,
could anything but the truth be that funny?
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Why should you sleep on it or even take days
to make a decision?
Because the mind solves problems subconsciously.
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Are you a critic of cable news?
Add up all the people who don't watch it at all,
add up the people who only watch 1 hour a day,
and put your mind at ease.
If that doesn't work for you, just don't watch it for a month.
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Then King Kong swam back to his island
and lived happily ever after.
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