Upgrading to Wife 1.0

This is pretty funny http://www.annoyances.org/exec/show/article09-132

/me ducks from all ladies just in case things start flying his way

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Well miss Doreen, you found it funny, or you got something to throw at me

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That was good.

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/me throws a shoe at elvee... hehe
(makes sure to not install Husband 3.0)
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Yikes! *ducks*

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actually I think I spotted the the main prob w/ this guy that installed Wife 1.0 (It's right there in black n white) hehe
It looks like he prob did not perform routine maintainence on wife 1.0 and started running all those other apps such as girlfriend 3.0, girlfriend 4.0 & mistress 1.1 therefore multitasking w/o sufficient memory
(Happens all the time) either way...
/me notes to never install husband 3.0 hehe
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Of course if you have a very large RAM you have no problem running all the different versions of Girlfriend

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But to have multiple versions of Girlfriend installed at once, you need to make sure you have an insane amount of resources. :/
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I'll wait for the service packs before I install Wife 1.0.

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I finally got everything uninstalled properly and all residual traces tracked down and deleted, and I'm not about to go through that headache again....

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Always install the demo version so you don't have to pay for it.
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MB - the service packs have been promised for millenia but never delivered, so it's better to install Wife 1.0 with the Prenup 1.0 uninstall wizard.
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This makes for good reading.

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I'm quite happy with Wife 1.0....she even comes with a custom 'skin' [tattooed]...
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I hope Wife 1.0 doesnt need a bunch of service packs... ...

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Saved you, elvee....
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Thanks

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Our hero Jafo

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I'm gona up grade from girlfreind 26.5 to Motercycle 14.6

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That is great. Very funny.

It's just such a shame the whole range of girlfriend apps are sooooo hard to install! Especially girlfriend 4.0 and above.
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The hardest part is installing them in such a way that they have no access to your resources

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*sigh* men
which is where the true problem comes in...
most of ya try to run all these apps and multitask when you don't have the enough sufficient resources to handle it to begin with! and then you go and blame the apps (so typical)

/men should not be behind machines... hehe
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apps never have resources of their own do they? No, they grab any resource they can no matter what the consequence.

Women should not be behind machines - they should be under them

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Hmm you mean apps these days don't come w/ their own resources? (lemme go look at a calendar see what year this is) I'm confused... hehe

and again this guy prob is running all these apps on a 486 and crying the apps are at fault when he really he is

if he's on a 486 he should only run Wife 1.0 period.
(simple solution) hehe