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Msgboard Chatroom Marathon

Msgboard Chatroom Marathon

Honestly, I would go to IRC for this kind of stuff, but if any of you have been there recently, everyone seems to be...inactive. Sooooooooo, out of boredom, I'm turning a thread among this msgboard into a chat room, anyone care to join? =P.

It's Sunday night, and I'm bored out of my mind. There's much to do, but I'm too lazy to get around to do it. My boyfriend is busying trying to get Visual Studios to work so I can't talk to him on the phone....and we can't seem to talk over the phone anyways...it'll just be silence mostly.

New Semester started........so anyone alive out there to join Elffie in this chat marathon? =P

Let's try not to let this post hang for over 2 hours, hm? =P
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Reply #10551 Top
Old Crab - All is back to normal. OC looks around to spy feline skulking away..........Old Crab just mutters......"Amateur".


/me *giggles*
/me sneaks in the back door of the tree house, and settles down in OC's favourite chair, to wait for him
/me gives OC a stern look when he shows up, looking a fraction surprised in the doorway

now now OC! "Amateur" is hardly fair. i would ask you to remember three little points:
a) who made the chocolate planet, and the stairway to the moon
b) look how much fun you had complaining about what happened, and you hardly had to work to get everything back just how you like it all that pleasure for so little work? that is professional quality workcatship
c) you haven't pinched GM's bottom in days!



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Reply #10552 Top
Fuzzy Logic eyes up a rather stout tree and mutters something about "xmas logs"


/me *wonders how many spanking paddles we could make out of a chocolate tree*
/me *considers*
we would need someone to count them...
lets see, how about we try out each of them in turn on fuzzy logic, so he can both check them for quality, and also count them!



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Reply #10553 Top
Tiggz likes bouncing, it's one of the things he does best!


/me wonders
/me *innocent expression number 29*

purely as an experiment, i wonder if we were to find a fuzzy logic strapped down to the massage table, could you bounce up and down on his bottom?

/me is wondering how many spanks this would equate to after 10 minutes



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Reply #10554 Top
/me loves to experiment, it's one of the things he does best
Reply #10555 Top
Hmmmmmmm, making paddles and xmas logs out of Crabs tree, huh? Think again you crazy critters! The enchantment spell precludes such practices! (Turns the Tree impervious to destruction of any sort.) Wizard Crabs are a mighty force not to be taken lightly! Now scoot, out of my chair, or I'll turn you into a newt! OC now turns his attention to Fuzzy Logic, and you my friend a Pink Crow. But not today. I've a contraption to design and build, using my noodle not magicial spells. However, since neither has budged OC using a transport spell to send them both to the chocolate swamp.
Goodday and nite to all and to all a ... whatever.
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Reply #10556 Top
A pink crow??? Aw, how sweet! My favourite colour....

/me has a few spells and potions too. One of them turns things into chocolate
/me ponders for a moment ***deep thought*** what shall be the first thing I should transform?

Now we need some spank paddles. The spank paddles can come from OC's tree. But, they would be better if they were chocolate spank paddles, so...

/me "abra-whatever" ***SWISH***

There. The old magic wand does the trick. Poor OC will have to eat his way out of this one
Reply #10557 Top
Tiggz likes bouncing, it's one of the things he does best!


/me is happy to oblige ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE***
Reply #10558 Top
lets see, how about we try out each of them in turn on fuzzy logic, so he can both check them for quality, and also count them!


I see...I made them so I should test them. Bah! You'll have to catch me first ***RASPBERRY***

***POOF*** - a cloud of dust is all that remains. Is it possible for any creature to move that fast?

/me hits warp speed while still in the forest....

Reply #10559 Top
/me wonders where his nurse has got to
Reply #10560 Top
Fuzzy Logic hits warp speed while still in the forest....


/me wanders up to look down at the dazed and stunned fuzzy logic
it seems you were going to fast to swerve around the tree

/me considers what to do about this...
ahha!
/me decides to use fuzzy logic as a cat bed



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Reply #10561 Top
Fuzzy Logic wonders where his nurse has got to


/me considers this carefully
neither GM or JavaBean have been seen around in nures uniforms for ages!!!

/me considers a trial for this
however, there is clearly no point, since they are obviously guilty!

straight to the sentencing!

300 spanks each!!!



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/me is pleased to report that i have found JavaBean tracks down by the coffee lake!

so, would the fuzzy logic, sorry, i mean the naughty person, who has kidnapped JavaBean and is no doubt keeping her naked and well SPANKED kindly release and return her to us?



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Reply #10564 Top
Now why would I want to kidnap Javabean and keep her naked and spanked ***innocent look No 24***

/me thinks Javabean might be hiding in feline's fur
Hmmm, now how can we prove that. Oh, I know...***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE***

See what falls out...

Reply #10565 Top
/me *desperate expression*
HELP! HELP!
fuzzy is trying to steal my chocolate!



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Reply #10566 Top
Ah ha! So you are hiding chocolate...

/me thinks it's very naughty to hide chocolate from me
/me reaches for the spank paddle...
***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK***

Share and share alike...you share chocolate, I share spanking
Reply #10567 Top
i wonder...
/me snifs the spanking paddle

it smells good, so i wonder...
/me licks the spanking paddle

so far so good, so i wonder...
/me nibbles the spanking paddle

ahha! it IS made out of chocolate!
/me *** CHOMP *** CHOMP *** CHOMP *** CHOMP ***

oooh! something seems to have happened to fuzzy's spanking paddle! it is all gone!
/me *innocent expression number 29*



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Reply #10568 Top
***SNAP*** ***SNAP*** ***SNAP*** ***SNAP***
/me applies the four pawed handcuffs to feline

That's for eating the spank paddle.

Oooh look - I have another spank paddle ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK***
Reply #10569 Top
I also have a spare nurse's uniform...
Reply #10570 Top
No spare chocolate though ***RASPBERRY***
Reply #10571 Top


01/15/2004! and with a British accent... 15/01/2004






...right now, and probably for the next few weeks things are very tense. She is emotional. I figure she is afraid some, and also starting to miss things already.....

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***SMOOCH***

Party at GM's 16/01/04...

All furry animals invited....
Reply #10573 Top
Heyz all,

some of the wall papers on this site are absolutely amazing!

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Reply #10574 Top
...I bet there isn't much chocolate there. ...or tickling.



Probably no bouncing either... and I bet no nurses uniforms. No people out of their uniforms, either.....
Reply #10575 Top
Hehehe, we got a spammer. Mad fool - doesn't he know what happens to people in here...