/me tries a little arson....

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhh, look GM! GM is suspectious at once. Feline has found a trail of bon bons stuffed with catnip leading towards the Old Crabs Treehouse. Hmmmmm, who would leave a trail of catnip bon-bons out?

Weaksid and Fuzzy join into the speculation, but everyone just shrugs off GMs warnings of dire doom. They happily begin following and munching on the bon-bons.

To be continued.........so until then.........

Grand Raspberries to all and to all a goodnite. Whatever. >

assuming of course... goodmorphing remembers who goodmorhing is after all this time!

No problem. I can remind you ***SPANK*** ***TICKLE*** ***SPANK*** ***TICKLE*** ***SPANK*** ***TICKLE***

There. Feel familiar?

/me is a little suspicious of a bon-bon trail after hearing how OC deals with trespassers

O' no Catnip Bon-bons




/me isn't sure if he wants to watch this.

Have you ever seen a cat on catnip and chocolate?
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Fuzzy Logic - Tiggz, the strange looking garment feline is wearing is called a 'straitjacket' Is that introduction enough?

/me starts bouncing up and down on fuzzy
/me ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE***

now that i have your attension, Tiggz has a magic chocolate producing device. so, we need to put Tiggz in the straight jacket so that we can properly investigate this device

/me has helpfully wriggled out of the straight jacket so it is all ready to put onto Tiggz

assuming of course... goodmorphing remembers who goodmorhing is after all this time!

/me thinks we need to find the real GM
/me *innocent expression number 38*
/me volunteers to search for the real GM inside of GM's clothes
/me *giggles*

Oh no! feline pops out of the straitjacket and pops straight into GM's t-shirt

Such a shy creature...

Tiggz has a magic chocolate producing device

'had' - all chocolate contraptions are confiscated by order of ...er...me!

i found this, and just had to post it


Origin of pets

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal." And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted. And God was pleased. And dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."

And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn't give a **** one way or the other.

Fuzzy Logic - Such a shy creature...

/me ***RASPBERRY*** ***RASPBERRY*** ***RASPBERRY***

/me *ooops* *innocent expression number 39*
it seems that GM's belly button is a tad ticklish, and all this squirming around is tickling her!

http://www.zefrank.com/therapy/

it seems that GM's belly button is a tad ticklish, and all this squirming around is tickling her!

***RASPBERRY*** ***RASPBERRY***

/me peeks down t.....

hehe... what a good place to keep a kittykat... this way, he cannot see the chocolate.

/me tucks feline in and goes to confiscate that magic hat.

Old Crab - They happily begin following and munching on the bon-bons.

/me watches fuzzy and weaksid getting closer and closer to the front of the tree house
/me *sly and cunning expression number 73*
/me tinkers in the shed for a while, and then sits back to watch my toy do its work

wonderful things these little robotic hovers they rush off, collecting all the chocolate, and then they return it to me, so i can eat it, without having to do anything more than lie here looking all cute and adorable

/me is wondering when the entertainment is going to start

goodmorphing - hehe... what a good place to keep a kittykat... this way, he cannot see the chocolate. goodmorphing tucks feline in and goes to confiscate that magic hat.

/me considers this
i get to rest in a warm and snuggly place, and i get carried to where the chocolate is!

/me wonders if the same trick works on fuzzy logic and JavaBean?
/me *innocent expression 27*

Old Crab - OC then skattles over to his laboratory and begins to dream up a new contraption since the Spring House was so successful. (Temporarily at least). Had some peace and quiet for a few hours without all those rowdy creatures around. A good pipe and cocoa.

/me looks on as dracoform posts the notices around the chocolate planet

********

calling all furry, fuzzy, and lovely residents. as an act of kindness we need to work out a really good secret plan for sound proofing OC's tree house, so that OC can have a nice and quiet rest you are all invited to help create a really cunning plan to do this

and as a test of the sound proofing, we shall have a massive party in the lower floors of the tree house, while OC sleeps on unawares right above us

********

after all, OC is our friend and we should do everything we can to help make him feel happy and special
/me *radiates innocence*

Hmmmmm. Old Crab watchs as the denizens of the Fantasyland/Chocolate Planet (Feline too)(after disabling the hover device)(tricky the Old Crab is) approach his Treehouse. KarmaGirl joins in the procession and is quick to blurt out "Somethin' just ain't right" Oh poo they all say in unison. KG shrugs and follows along. They all begin to see that warm Pizza slices and draft Chocolate ale are place along the trail of bons-bons. By the time they all reach OC's Treehouse they're all happy and warm......and not a worry in the world. They all see that there's a quaint little building with a sign above the door "Free Chocoalate and More Pizza In Here". YaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHooooooooooooo! They all shout and almost as one crowd into the building shed. SPROING!!!! Off to Saltwater Taffy Sea they all go again. Old Crab peeks out of his Treehouse bay window - "Damned if they didn't fall for it again!!!!"

Grand RASPBERRIES to all and to all goodnite.

Good Story/Joke Feline......My Old Cat says Tis True.

>
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OC watches us sail out to see then....

*RING*

whaaa? wuzzat? HUH?
Banging on the door!


Litter patrol delivering all of us inside OC's house!

What to do? Accept the parcel to hearth and home...

or face the fine.........

Ha! Fine, please. No wait. I've got another idea. OC grabs a sign that reads "All deliveries to the rear." As the Pelican waddles around to the Treehouse delivery entrance Old Crab skitters out to the back door just in time to have the Pelican delivery guy dump the whole kit and kaboodle into the drain pipe - whoosh- back out to the plain, old, boring MSGBD world they go! Return tickets not allowed. TeeHee. >
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/me rotates in the air as we fall, looking cute, and wondering how many tummy rubs i can get on the way down

/me admires the attractively coloured trampoline blocking the exit

it seems that the efforts to keep Tiggz here for a proper spanking the trampoline even has pictures of flowers all over it

*** BOING ***

and up we whizz again!

/me considers OC's recent fascination with springs and flying
i think he is trying to tell us something

/me wonders what...
/me AHHA!
/me digs out the magic wand, and works a BIG spell
we all emerge from the drain to see the whole base of OC's tree house bathed in sparkely light and magic sparks
as we gently land on the branches of the tree house, we feel the whole tree house bouncing and vibrating under us

/me *giggles*
it seems that someone *innocent expression number 14* has used a magic spell to mount the entire tree house on some great big springs, so OC can get that bouncing and floating feeling as he moves around

and every-time anyone rushes up to knock on the front door, OC will know since the whole tree house will wiggle, rock and roll!

/me thinks we should celebrate with some chocolate!
lets throw GM and JavaBean into the coffee and chocolate lake, and then dive in and save their clothes *giggles*

***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE***
***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE***
***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE***

/me likes bouncing, it's one of the things he does best!

The old man sneaks into his own house, puts a key into a large oaken door. A sign on the door points out that this is the "Crab Shack". Pappy is careful to lock and bolt the door so that the other denizens of the house can't intrude. He grinds some espresso beans and fills his espresso pot, adds water and beans, turns it on. After brewing up a large cup of cafe latte he heads for his inner sanctum sanctorum. Carefully picking up his old cat from his well worn chair and placing the beast into his own comfy bed the old man lights his pipe and readies himself to go out beyond the confines of his miserable rice farming life. He pokes "Fester" the squirrel to power up the monitor, with a larger stick he pokes "Gomez" the opossum to start up the power supply. The old reliable machine start to hum and to whir....soon the tired old man will to transported...to the.....

CHOCOLATE PLANET.......ahhhhhhhhhhhh...........plunk......the OLD CRAB is back! What in the world is this! The Old Crab looks up to see his Treehouse swaying back and forth in the breeze. On a huge spring! OC starts to gather evidence of who the culprit of such an evil deed could be. Harumf. Mmmmmm. Sniff. Evidently the culprit used a standard magic wand of low power density. The magic dust particles laying about are of low, even sub-par molecular components. Some one has been practicing magic, without a proper license. Shame, shame upon the says the Old Crab. "Using magic spells, a last resort method, no use of one's own noodle. Hmmm... Pawprints abound, this way and that way. That critter just doesn't know who shes fooling around with. OC reachs under his beer can shell and whips out his sorcerer hat, plunks it down on his old bean and becomes......the powerful Grand Wizard of the Chocolate Planet. Professor Emertius of the University of Witchs,Warlocks,Wizards,Sorcerers,Sorceress, and Witch Doctors. Senior Fellow And Chairman of the Amalmagated Tooth Extraction Academy for painful dentistry and most respected ......et, al. You get the picture.

Old Crab reachs once again into his beer can shell and produces a package of ACME disposable magic wands. He mutters and mumbles something inaudible and the magic wand spews forth a magnificient stream of blue and gold sparks, weaving around his Treehouse, removing the giant spring and turning it into a giant gummy worm, and once again returns the swaying Treehouse into Crab Manor.

The Chocolate Planet gang meanwhile has seen the mighty fireworks display and the beautiful music produced by the Old Crabs disposable wand and have started to gather around the mighty Crab Wizard. There says the Old Crab. Done and done and without even breaking a sweat. All is back to normal. OC looks around to spy feline skulking away..........Old Crab just mutters......"Amateur". >

Grand Ripe Raspberries To All And To All A Goodnite. >

/me eyes up a rather stout tree and mutters something about "xmas logs"