/me sits in the bushes, watching JavaBean and fuzzy logic splashing around in the coffee lake

/me wanders over to their discarded clothes
/me *innocent expression number 94*

/me decides to put these somewhere nice and safe
/me bundles up all their clothes, and then sneaks in the back window of OC's tree house, and hides the bundle in one of the closets

/me wanders back out the window again, and wonders what best to put out for the frolocking duo to wear when they finally finish frolicking
/me *wonders long and hard about this, nearly half a second actually*
/me puts out a pair of fresh straight jackets, with extra buckles and straps

/me sneaks off to play on the swings so no one will know i had anything to do with this *giggles*

Hmmm.....and I was just starting to get used to the bum pinching!

/me feels the urge to be all helpful
/me carefully writes backwards on a chocolate paddle with strawberry jab
/me puts the paddle out where fuzzy is bound to find it, and attaches a small note, saying "please spank me, JavaBean"

now, all we need to do is to wait for fuzzy to give JavaBean a good firm spank, at which point her bottom will prowdly proclaim "please pinch me"

Rescued from page two!

Almost neglected, but never far away.

/me has been busy skinning the last few days. Watch tomorrow...

feline feels the urge to be all helpful feline carefully writes backwards on a chocolate paddle with strawberry jab feline puts the paddle out where fuzzy is bound to find it, and attaches a small note, saying "please spank me, JavaBean"

Hmmm, you are writing backwards on a chocolate spank paddle? How thoughtful. It leaves a "please pinch me" message on the victim? This is an excellent idea.

/me sees a problem with this though
Isn't strawberry jam just a little to tasty for this sort of thing?
/me is worried someone's bottom is going to get bitten...
Spank marks, claw marks and now bite marks - perhaps a soothing massage would help?
/me volunteers to administer this too!

This is such a good idea, once it's been tested on Javabean it should be tested on GM too, and then who knows...

/me goes to sort through a selection of chains, straps and handcuffs ready...

/me feels that we should only be using high quality straps and chains on JavaBean

the question is, how best to test them for quality? we need a simple, yet reliable test....
i know! we use them to secure fuzzy into a really cute and adorable ball shape, and then we see how long we have to tickle and spank him until his frantic wrigglings allow him to escape

perhaps a soothing massage would help? Fuzzy Logic volunteers to administer this too!

ooh!
/me rolls over and looks all cute and adorable
/me would like a nice soothing massage

Secure me with straps and chains? Bah! You'll have to catch me first

/me ***RASPBERRY***, turns in the direction of the forest and ***POOF!*** - moves so fast only a cloud of dust is left...

feline rolls over and looks all cute and adorable feline would like a nice soothing massage

***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE***

Oops! My mistake, hehehe

/me lies in a cute and adorable heap next to the coffee lake
/me paws the straight jacket slightly, so as to make it into an even more comfortable cat bed shape
in the lake, JavaBean is gently sunning herself, and radiating relaxed and happy vibes

/me knows it is only a matter of moments until fuzzy realises his one critical mistake, and comes rushing back

Fuzzy Logic - ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE***

/me lies here, enjoying being make a fuss off
/me looks up, and sees a highly distracted fuzzy logic...............

you know, only a naughty person would take advantage of fuzzy's highly distracted state to tie him all up
/me thinks we had best blame what is about to happen on GM, after all, she seems to be overdue for her daily "massage"

then again, it is hardly fair that we blame all of the straps, chains and buckles ear marked for fuzzy on one person. so, who else is there around who looks like they might tie up fuzzy? ...

/me *radiates innocence*
yep, it is going to have to be JavaBean and werewolf!

Moi? The only one who is 'overdue' here is a certain feline.

goodmorphing - The only one who is 'overdue' here is a certain feline.

/me accepts that this is true
i am deeply sorry that i am so overdue.
i will make great efforts to catch up on all the spanks, hugs and tickles that i need to hand out to you, and my other dear friends, just as soon and as fast as possible!

Oh dear - I put GM in a new extra tight straightjacket then forgot where she was
/me wondered why the forest was so quiet

We need a search party...

/me has a brilliant idea!
fuzzy is going to be all tied up, and GM, JavaBean and werewolf are "obviously" being very naughtly tieing fuzzy up so.

so, we should strap them all to the seasaw!

Oh, there you are...

/me would like to know how GM escaped

Fuzzy Logic - We need a search party...

/me agree's!
we need to search for the keys to the straight jacket fuzzy is just trying on!

/me wonders if they might be in JavaBean's nurse's uniform
since fuzzy seems to be a little tied up at the moment, i will look!
/me dashes over to JavaBean, radiating helpfull concern
/me *innocent expression number 29*

/me knows how to distract feline...

Fuzzy Logic would like to know how GM escaped

...it didn't take that long to escape.....

Fuzzy Logic would like to know how GM escaped

/me *blush*
ooops, you mean i wasnt supposed to eat that chocolate straight jacket GM was wearing???

Fuzzy Logic knows how to distract feline...

yes, just try on this lovely straight jacket for me, while i help JavaBean search down the cleavage of her nurse's uniform, to see if that is where the key has ended up

I have powerful friends you know....

goodmorphing - I have powerful friends you know....

/me decides to make sure GM is all safe!
/me graps MASSES of bubble wrap, and starts to wrap GM up in the centre of a great big ball of bubble wrap
/me *giggles*

I have powerful friends you know....

/me decides to hide...