MadIce tries to read all 8571 previous posts and store them in his chocographic memory

Dark Mist - Rather you than me

thats the trouble with the youth of today! no interest in their history

as for reading all the posts, DM, be glad we arent asking you to write them *giggles*

/me remembers how it used to take 5 to 10 minutes to make one post as we approached the 1,000 posts mark

i am wondering what MadIce will make of the instructions for turning programmers into a hunger laser

of course, there is also the discussion with Doreen about the prefered style and colour of bra

yep, there is a lot of valuable knowledge in these pages, and i have nearly all of it in my memory

We never did get to the bottom of Doreen's bra...

Fuzzy Logic has noticed there are quite a lot of things involving the words "nipple" and "feline"
Fuzzy Logic wonders if this is worth further investigation

now lets be sensible about this!
if we are going to try and find out how many people have chocolate nipples (or even only chocolate coated nipples), and what percentage of all nipples this represents, then we are going to need to survey the nipples of nearly everyone here! including GM and JavaBean!

now, surely this is far to much to ask of fuzzy, even in the name of science.

perhaps it is best if we leave the nipples alone and uninvestigated......

then again

Fuzzy Logic - We never did get to the bottom of Doreen's bra...

you are trying to distract us again!
as i recall, we did. we even got a link. true there was no pic of my teddy, but i didnt have a digital camera at the time.

there was someone we never could get to comment on their prefered bra, and i seem to recall that it was *you* little miss fuzzy logic!

Mistress fuzzy wears either black lace or black leather. The choice depends on what kind of 'treatment' is being dispensed

feline: if we are going to try and find out how many people have chocolate nipples (or even only chocolate coated nipples), and what percentage of all nipples this represents, then we are going to need to survey the nipples of nearly everyone here! including GM and JavaBean!

Ah! A chocolate nipple test.
/me likes this idea
/me volunteers to be the tester

/me discovered a new machine today!


You go in, lie down on the table and then the table moves into a big long noodle. You have to lie real still while it coats you in chocolate. You get to wear earphones that play nice music and a breeze blows over your head and body to make you think you are outside. It helps to dry the chocolate, too! It isn't any problem to stay still enough while you get the chocolate coating because there is not much room in there at all... it is kind of like how toothpaste must feel in its tube!


Not really, it was a MRI. But it helped to pretend it was the chocolate planet.

/me is exhausted and sore... the doc put some 'filling' into the joint....

Goodnight! Wish I could just curl up by my lonely and mope.

Shall I leave the chocolate light on?

(no answer)

/me pushes the button

*click*

(whispering) Night...

Old Crab is back from hunting that werewolf that used his Treehouse as a scratching post. The mystery may or may not come out about the contraption he's built in the Treehouse tommorrow. Right now he's going to smoke his pipe. His tobbacco supplier sent him a large sampler of ......Imperial Chocoalate tobbacco. Until tommorrow. Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe. >

Mistress fuzzy wears either black lace or black leather. The choice depends on what kind of 'treatment' is being dispensed

/me *pout*!
/me thinks fuzzy needs to be spanked for this!
how come you never wear pale lilac lacy bra's???

goodmorphing discovered a new machine today!

/me much prefers your version of the machine!!!
/me will probably make one later, for when you feel better


goodmorphing is exhausted and sore... the doc put some 'filling' into the joint....

um...
i am not quite sure what that "filling" bit means, but it doesnt sound all that much fun
/me ****HUG**** ****HUG**** ****HUG**** ****HUG**** ****HUG****

/me recons if we wrap you up in enough hugs it will make you feel better!

/me ****HUG**** ****HUG**** ****HUG**** ****HUG**** ****HUG****
/me ****HUG**** ****HUG**** ****HUG**** ****HUG**** ****HUG****
/me ****HUG**** ****HUG**** ****HUG**** ****HUG**** ****HUG****
/me ****HUG**** ****HUG**** ****HUG**** ****HUG**** ****HUG****

MadIce - Shall I leave the chocolate light on?
MadIce - *click*

this means i can sneak up behind MadIce in the dark....
oooh!
surprise HUG's, here we come!!!

and after MadIce, i can sneak up on everyone else to!!!

fuzzy logic - Ah! A chocolate nipple test.
Fuzzy Logic likes this idea
Fuzzy Logic volunteers to be the tester

good!
/me hands fuzzy a nice long and complex volunteer's form for him to fill in

while you are filling it in, i will get on with some chocolate nipple testing

Did you see me closing any doors? It is all part of the Great Chocolate Master Plan.

The GCMP was brought to you life from Chocolate City.

/me suddenly remembers that song on the first Parliament album...

Old Crab is back from hunting that werewolf that used his Treehouse as a scratching post.

/me arrives with big can of chocolate spackle and helps repairs

The mystery may or may not come out about the contraption he's built in the Treehouse tommorrow.

oohhhh /me jumps up and down in excitement!!! ***BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE ****

goodmorphing is exhausted and sore... the doc put some 'filling' into the joint....

/me suggests a nice soothing massage to make you feel better. While I'm doing that I can search for chocolate nipples

how come you never wear pale lilac lacy bra's???

1) The colour clashes with my stockings

2) Victims are more intimidated by black

3) I like black, it's so...so...ooooh

goodmorphing is exhausted and sore... the doc put some 'filling' into the joint....

Sorry to hear that you are still having so many problems with that.  You would think that by now the medical world would have figured out how to help pain and suffering by now.  Too bad there isn't medical marijiuana... (did I say that?)

KG

Sorry to hear that you are still having so many problems with that. You would think that by now the medical world would have figured out how to help pain and suffering by now. Too bad there isn't medical marijiuana... (did I say that?)

... heh, turns out I am allergic to most of the good stuff... even MJ makes me real sick. I can't even be close to it (I had to move twice because people there used it). The worst part of surgery for me is the itching from the painkillers they insist I 'should be able to take'. I think this additional stress is compounding the problem...

/me is getting lots of benefit lurking in Planet Chocolat..... HUGGGGGGGGs.....

I wasn't ever sure which everyone likes most so I let the experts fight it out... Spanks won over tickles 156,000 to 124,000!

So then I wondered what would be better, fame or glory? Glory is by far more sought, 5,660,000 to 1,350,000!

Then I thought I better check important stuff... Coffee won over chocolate ! (13,900,000) to (1,540,000)!!!/me calculates that happened because the chocolate disappeared so fast).

http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=coffee&q2=chocolate&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us

MadIce - Did you see me closing any doors? It is all part of the Great Chocolate Master Plan.

/me wanders up next to MadIce
/me spends several minutes admiring the GCMP
/me helpfully adds in a few extra steps!

step 3a = break into fuzzy logics wardrobe
step 3b = steal all of fuzzy logics clothes!
step 3c = fill fuzzy logics wardrobe with pale lilac lacy underwear
step 3d = lend fuzzy logics black leather mistress costume to JavaBean


this post was brought to you by someone who made the mistake of reading threads outside of the chocolate planet!

/me hangs up a new sign next to the portal to the chocolate planet:

*********************************************
* anyone found reading unhappy
* threads on the message board
* which are full of stress and
* pain are to be kidnapped,
* brought back here, stripped
* naked, covered in chocolate,
* and then spanked, tickled and
* hugged until they see the
* error of their ways!!!
*********************************************

note, you are allowed to bo and post "bump" posts in MadIce's thread about an experimental skin board

/me considers replacing "bo" with "go"
/me decides i cannot be bothered
****RASPBERRYS**** to the lot of you instead!!!

/me nibbles on goodmorphing

I did the same test with the words "huggle" and "nibble". For some reason "nibble" won. Probably due to the fact that a nibble is also refered to as half a byte. Those computer nerds hijacked all the fun meanings of that word!

/me huggles feline

The new additions to the GCMP look great. There is one problem with it, because it is made of chocolate itself it can be eaten anytime.

Now who has eaten the GCMP! > Step forward!

feline

this post was brought to you by someone who made the mistake of reading threads outside of the chocolate planet!

feline

********************************************** anyone found reading unhappy* threads on the message board* which are full of stress and* pain are to be kidnapped,* brought back here, stripped* naked, covered in chocolate,* and then spanked, tickled and* hugged until they see the* error of their ways!!!*********************************************

ALL RIGHT!!!! Feline has just declared open season on himself!
/me ****HUG**** ****HUG**** ****HUG**** ****HUG**** ****HUG**** ***BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE **** ****TICKLE**** ****TICKLE**** ****TICKLE***** ***TICKLE**** ****SPANK**** ****SPANK**** ****SPANK**** ****SPANK****



/me wonders where FL is... he never did say if his half days came in the beginning, the end, or the middle of the days!
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MadIce...

Those computer nerds hijacked all the fun meanings of that word!

The only thing to do now is to organize a counterraid and re-hijack the speciall meaning of nibble and then keep it safe here in planet chocolat!



...maybe we could capture a nerd or two as well!