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Msgboard Chatroom Marathon

Msgboard Chatroom Marathon

Honestly, I would go to IRC for this kind of stuff, but if any of you have been there recently, everyone seems to be...inactive. Sooooooooo, out of boredom, I'm turning a thread among this msgboard into a chat room, anyone care to join? =P.

It's Sunday night, and I'm bored out of my mind. There's much to do, but I'm too lazy to get around to do it. My boyfriend is busying trying to get Visual Studios to work so I can't talk to him on the phone....and we can't seem to talk over the phone anyways...it'll just be silence mostly.

New Semester started........so anyone alive out there to join Elffie in this chat marathon? =P

Let's try not to let this post hang for over 2 hours, hm? =P
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Reply #8476 Top
#8475 by goodmorphing - 5/15/2003 4:43:36 PM

...and dracoform tasted and found it even better! 'Specially freshly toasted!



and on that day Dracoform rested and it was good.
Reply #8477 Top
hehe
the chocolate world didn't "just" happen. it was more of an offshoot of an experiment i was conducting, but no one picked up on the hints

as i explained at the time, it is like when you are making a chocolate cake. if you aren't careful, a single drop of mixture can escape, and it forms a small blob of chocolate separate and to one side of the main event.

/me decides to give a bigger hint

if you zoom in real close to this minute bit that escaped, you will see that it is toroidal in shape, and that massive amounts of happy loving fun feelings are emanating from it.

if you zoom in even closer, you will find a big banner waving in the wind.
on one side the banner says: "line up here to have JavaBean spank you! attendance is required "
and on the other side it says: "line up here to spank fuzzy logic, free chocolate to help keep your spanking strength up"


re the hint, i have noticed people don't tend to think BIG enough... *giggles*



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Reply #8478 Top
and on that day Dracoform rested and it was good.

...but... forsooth! As he rested feline found him there and finding pity in his heart he fashioned friends. And he gave them hedgehogs, and a great java lake, and a little chocuzzi, and filigree staircases, and a baby volcano....
Reply #8479 Top
/me bathes in chocolate. Sigh, this does feel good...
Reply #8480 Top
re the hint, i have noticed people don't tend to think BIG enough... *giggles*



/me points out that feline-thought has formed a universe in a microscopic drop of chocolate!



hence... ***Confused*** would that thinking big in a small way? ...or a grand way of thinking small?
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Reply #8481 Top
Fuzzy Logic bathes in chocolate. Sigh, this does feel good...

/me expects to see fl bathing in a white quote box!
Reply #8483 Top


/me likes to bathe in all sorts of things, hehehehe

Reply #8484 Top
So how's that for bathing in a white quote box?

/me like to keep everyone happy
Reply #8485 Top
/me *****POUT*****

why cant I do that?
Reply #8486 Top
The Force is strong with this one...
Reply #8487 Top
It was a cool night. The mist hung eerily about the ankles of a dark figure moving swiftly through the forest. The figure, pensive and cautious, stopped at a clearing. An old tree stood silently in the middle; gnarled and wizened it almost seemed to make faces as the moon cast shadows across its ancient bark.

The figure moved slowly across the clearing. Suddenly the figure stopped as if frozen in time. A keen eye noticed three small wires located at the base of the tree. Kneeling down, the figure took out a pair of wire cutters and began to cut one of the wires. The cold blueness of the moon's light made it difficult to see colours, but it looked like red wire.

The figure grabbed hold of the tree and began to climb. It only took a few moments to reach the top. Greeted by a secure door, the figure reached into a backpack for a lock-pick. As figure began work on the first lock, the door suddenly flew open, sending the figure crashing to the ground. Looking up, almost semi-conscious, the figure observed what appeared to be a claw waving about. What evilness was at work here? The claw slammed the door shut, muttering something about 'a contraption' and 'it's mine'.

The figure retreated rapidly into the forest. The secret of the contraption was safe for one more night. But there are plenty more nights ahead...
Reply #8489 Top
Hmm, I wonder what side of the banner I should go on. Hard to decide



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Reply #8490 Top
I guess I'll just walk around in circles



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Reply #8491 Top
Weaksid - Hmm, I wonder what side of the banner I should go on. Hard to decide


/me points out a sign, next to the banner

it says:
people who cannot which side to stand get spanked by both JavaBean and fuzzy logic!


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Reply #8493 Top
*-pout-* werewolf wants to spank somebody

first i will show you how it is done, then you can have a go

/me ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK***
/me ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE***
/me ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK***
/me ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE***





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Reply #8494 Top
/me ***OUCH*** ***OUCH*** ***OUCH*** ***OUCH***
/ME ***OOF*** ***OOF*** ***OOF*** ***OOF***

etc, etc....

/me finds brand spanking new spanking paddles and turns the tables!!!

***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK***
***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE***
***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK***
***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE*** ***BOUNCE***



Reply #8495 Top
goodmorphing points out that feline-thought has formed a universe in a microscopic drop of chocolate!
hence... ***Confused*** would that thinking big in a small way? ...or a grand way of thinking small?


/me *giggles*
nope, i made a *CHOCOLATE UNIVERSE*, and the chocolate planet is only one minute spec in this grand cosmos!

have you never laid back in the coffee lake and gazed up at the night sky, full of twinkling stars, and wondered about them?

is that big enough for madam, or would madam like something *even* bigger!



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Reply #8496 Top
werewolf finds brand spanking new spanking paddles and turns the tables!!!

ooh, you are so masterful!
/me rolls over to get a nice tummy tickle!



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Reply #8497 Top
why is there no quote box in post 8496?

/me wants werewolfs help to send a morse code message to stardock support....

i think we should spank out the bug report on JavaBeans bottom!
lets see, two spanking paddles each, you take one side, and i will take the other

if we cannot find JavaBean, we can practice our morse code on fuzzy logic!!!



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Reply #8498 Top
/me scoots away so he doesn't get ambushed.................



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Reply #8499 Top

have you never laid back in the coffee lake and gazed up at the night sky, full of twinkling stars, and wondered about them?

yes..actually, I have!

I love the coffee lake....

Reply #8500 Top
/me -----> that's a quote from feline. Someone stole my white quoting box. ----->



have you never laid back in the coffee lake and gazed up at the night sky, full of twinkling stars, and wondered about them?



ummmm......... I tried to do that and then I wondered what those stars were made of. So I formed a vortex with the idea that the stars would be draw in and down to my waiting mouth.

/me pats tum.... and they were good!



I have since been wondering when you might notice those missing stars, though I did request a nimbus to rest there in their stead....


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