Fuzzy Logic - Bad dracoform *SPANK* *SPANK*! The whole idea of being a Mistress is you have the handcuffs not the victim

/me *BLUSH*
oops

/me thinks i may have got a bit confused

the only mistress's i have had a lot of experience with are the ones in the dungeon keeper and dungeon keeper 2 games. the best way to keep those mistresses happy was to give them a torture chamber, so they can be tied up and spanked

/me concludes a new plan may be required

come on fuzzy, settle down in your sexy mistress outfit on this nice bench made out of giant chocolate flakes, with nice sort marshmallow cushions.

/me settles down on mistress fuzzy's lap

you tell feline all about it, and if you promise to be gentle, perhaps leonine will play at being your slave

also, while i am here, i will help you find out all about these new bits

/me thinks phase 1 should be to find out if they feel nice, and if they are ticklish
/me *applies lots of ticklish fur to the new bits to see what happens*

GM: goodmorphing stomps and stomps and stomps around trying to wake England up! "come out, come out, come out where-ever you are! Come out now and play!"

Be careful what you wish for, you may get it

/me spanks GM for being noisy
/me thinks this might encourage GM to be more noisy
/me likes peace and quiet
/me thinks of something else...

/me offers to take over spanking GM, to give fuzzy a rest

feline: feline thinks phase 1 should be to find out if they feel nice, and if they are ticklish

All my bits are ticklish

/me looses 'Ms' title to avoid confusing the ladies out there
/me thinks it's important they know I have the parts required

so does this mean you are no longer going to be a mistress?

/me wonders ..... *innocent expression number 32*

so, i wasnt supposed to use the handcuffs on you, since you were a mistress. but now you arent a mistress, doesnt this mean it is open season on handcuffs and fuzzy logic?

Fuzzy Logic looses 'Ms' title to avoid confusing the ladies out there
Fuzzy Logic thinks it's important they know I have the parts required

/me *pout*
i was after you for your mind, not your parts you know!

however, if your mind happens to come complete with an interesting range of parts, that sounds like a nice bonus!

Fuzzy Logic - "You are what you do..."

Fuzzy Logic listens to this piece of advice and sets out to spank and tickle with renewed vigour

/me just about manages to form an orderly queue
/me cannot resist bouncing up and down with enthusiasm

i want to help! start with me!!!

goodmorphing drags in a link ( Link).... turns and warns..."don't laugh too hard! I was trying to make a Christmas card of the tropical-cocornament forest for you. I think you have to copy it and paste it into the address bar, and it may not work at all. I gave up because it just kept getting worse!"

/me *sigh*
i passed through briefly at the weekend, so got a quick look at it then. but now that i have a bit more time i wanted a better look. however, that page comes up as forbidden, and i cannot see it

i remember it being all full of bright and happy colours, and a tree growing smarties!!!

/me thinks that these are good things!!!

FL-"As you have to lay down for a tummy rub you can't drink cocoa as well!"

What? You don't have any bendy straws?

GM-"goodmorphing drags in a link ( Link).... turns and warns..."don't laugh too hard! I was trying to make a Christmas card of the tropical-cocornament forest for you. I think you have to copy it and paste it into the address bar, and it may not work at all. I gave up because it just kept getting worse!""

That's a very bright and happy picture! Thanks for sharing it!

/me is now settling in to do the morning email and drink a pot of coffee.

Well, /me can see that you're all overdue for a poem:

Loveliest Of Trees

Loveliest of trees, the cherry now
Is hung with bloom along the bough,
And stands about the woodland ride
Wearing white for Eastertide.

Now, of my threescore years and ten,
Twenty will not come again,
And take away from seventy springs a score,
It only leaves me fifty more.

And since to look at things in bloom
Fifty springs are little room,
About the woodlands I will go
To see the cherry hung with snow.

---A. E. Housman

Hmmm, why are the post numbers 5 out? Somebody out there messin'?

several posts about pizza disapeared, they were by slownessy, who then became exiled, since he wanted a new account, slownessy2. no idea why the posts were deleted though

It's that dang T-Man again, I knew it. Well, I hope he fixes the number 'cos I get confused sometimes.

/me is worried about having to multipost to get 5000

You know how I hate multiposters

Don't want to get accused of having Doreenosis

feline: *sigh*
i passed through briefly at the weekend, so got a quick look at it then. but now that i have a bit more time i wanted a better look. however, that page comes up as forbidden, and i cannot see it

Ah well.... I had that picture stored at webshots. I got a note from them that someone reported that picture for copyright infringement... which is strange since I drew it just before I ulploaded it. The only place that picture was visible was here because it was in a private album. Here is a link to the album with the picture in it. If someone is playing mean, then it will get deleted too. But they are all mine, all with PSP and all this weekend. I am trying to learn the program. http://community.webshots.com/album/57745985ZcoXjb

Feline and whomever else:

Go back to GM's link, right click on it and choose "Copy Shortcut", then open IE or whatever flavor of browser you're using, and paste the URL into the address bar. Click go, or whatever and you can see her magnificent card!!

I posted this elsewhere, but I had to put it in here for all of us who are feeling aged

When you are old and grey and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;

How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And loved your beauty with love false or true,
But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face;

And bending down beside the glowing bars,
Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled
And paced upon the mountains overhead
And hid his face amid a crowd of stars.

-W.B. Yeats

Hmmm...It's called "When You Are Old"

Feline- "several posts about pizza disappeared, they were by slownessy, who then became exiled, since he wanted a new account, slownessy2. no idea why the posts were deleted though"

As far as I know, they wanted their whole account deleted, which will in turn delete any replies or comments that they made. Bit odd.

KG: Well, we need to get the message count fixed too

And one from moi...

March Morning

The covert morning opens demurely
Like an eruditic well worn page;
A fragile yellow first edition
Ruptured for the umpteenth time.

Silence flows like gushing streams
Down to where the still sheep fester.
Violent and irritated, it drowns
The dawn chorus provocateurs.

The antagonist opens fire -
Its devastation is complete.
The succubus is laid to rest,
Its frosty fingers melt like plastic -
A chuckle-headed cadaver
Debauched into an early grave.

The author wishes to remain anon

KG: As far as I know, they wanted their whole account deleted, which will in turn delete any replies or comments that they made. Bit odd.

As SlowNeasy he objected to his real name being displayed. So now he's SlowNeasy2 - but as he drew our attention to this we now all know what his real name is

Nothin' Fuzzy about THAT Logic.........!........

I didn't say that it made sense!

I think that the count is right, since the posts were actually made...you just can't see them anymore