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It seems that there is a certain amount of confusion about the gender of my mind.

It seems from what people are saying that my mind appears to sit somewhere between male and female genders.

This seems quite normal to me, but seems to be generating un-necessary confusion. So lets turn the question on its head. According to certain philosophical thinkers (that would be me ) my current body is only a transitory collection of molecules (which most here are unlikely to ever meet), while my mind has and will exist across many many bodies. So if for the sake of postings on this board my body is ignored, what is my gender, and does it matter?

I suspect the only reason it matters is that people react differently to me if I am perceived as male or female. But surely I am just me? A lot of people who have met me would agree that “me” is sufficient definition

So I am curious, why do people think that I am the gender that they think I am, does it matter to them, and if so why?

/me decides this is all far to serious, so time to change tack

if the majority conclude my mind is primarily female, is it ethically acceptable for me to use my long lashes and preoccupying cleavage to get chocolate out of men?

ps for the sake of Jafo, I have made an exception and put this though Word, so any remaining spelling issues should be referred to Microsoft
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Reply #76 Top
Elfkura - BoXXi...shame on you for even suggesting such a horrible thing!

/me ???
i thought you liked dragons? you arent still irritated with (dracoform *)me over that tinsey weensy upsedaysey with your rock bed are you?

/me unvailes lovely large collection of "proper" purple rocks
look, i even collected these together incase you would like some
Reply #77 Top
feline..stop before you confuse everyone...including yourself
Reply #78 Top
craeonics - pulls this thread out of the sewer

/me feeling really really confused now
/me concludes that crae must know some very clean sewers

people at work are always saying that our conversations reach sewer level, and they are NOTHING like this!
Reply #79 Top
Frogboy - Ever heard of the kinsey scale?

yep

Frogboy - I've had friends of every category over the years though I'm personally a 1. Where would you rate yourselves?

um, am i allowed complex numbers?
somewhere around:
sin(x)*(2 + 4*sqrt(-1))
where x is the number of the day of the year, so 1 to 356 or so, as a number of degree's

or to put it another way, i am not quite sure of my frame of reference
Reply #80 Top
Elfkura - feline..stop before you confuse everyone...including yourself

/me feels mildly embarased
sorry about that, i didnt notice this for a few more posts
Reply #81 Top
Frogboy - Where would you rate yourselves?

after a bit more thought, my body settles at about 2, but my minds are very confused on the whole subject which is merged with a wildly oscilating level of interest
Reply #82 Top
as for getting a piece of your mind, could be interesting, i am always interesting in meeting new minds
by feline - 10/31/2001 12:04:44 PM

hmmm I think you've met mine already.

i can create a male sub me dracoform to chaislyey chaise (<- feeling surreal, have no idea how to spell them) you if you are feeling neglected?
by feline - 10/31/2001 12:04:44 PM

nope not feeling neglected but thank you so much for that offer... hehe

(I'm confused enough w/o your help) hehe



Reply #84 Top
Crae, aren't all straight men lesbians?

I have a question, I have an aunt who has no interest in either sex. Is she hetro, bi, or homo sexual? If she is lacking a sexual desire, wouldn't that put her at, like, a -5 or something?

I classify myself as a 1. Happily married to a man. I had a drunk friend try to kiss me once. Grossed me out so bad I never could talk to her again. I guess that would put her at about a 2, because she also *really* liked guys.

Ok, that was way more information than anyone needs to know....

Hey, Feline, I stole two hershey's bars from the candy jar. Ya' want one?
Reply #86 Top
craeonics - O yeah, I'm a lesbian alright.

/me wonders where crae is going to find room in the basement for a dress collection
Reply #87 Top
JavaBrain - Hey, Feline, I stole two hershey's bars from the candy jar. Ya' want one?

/me wonders if this is a trick question
what are they like? we dont seem to get them over here
tell you what, i will swap you a couple of double chocolate chip chocolate cookies for one if they are nice
Reply #88 Top
Doreen - nope not feeling neglected but thank you so much for that offer... hehe

i hate to think of nice people being unfairly neglected /me *shrug*
Reply #89 Top
Feline, you don't get Hershey's there? They are a Milk chocolate (or you can get a "special dark" chocolate) bar. Nothing else, just yummy chocolate. Maybe it's considered "american chocolate". We also have Hershey's syrup and powder to make chocolate milk from. I guess I thought Hershey's was sold all over the world... hmmm.....I'm so sheltered....
Reply #90 Top
well since I "hate" dresses I have plenty of room in my closet for crae to hang all his dresses next to my jeans... hehe
Reply #91 Top
/me wonders if this means that crae will be moving from the basement to Doreen's closet

/me starts thinking about all the extra chocolate storage room this would create in the basement
Reply #92 Top
JavaBrain - hey are a Milk chocolate (or you can get a "special dark" chocolate) bar. Nothing else, just yummy chocolate.

i have never noticed them, but then i rarely get past the "normal" chocolate bar counter. all that chocolate /me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

there is something to enticing about all those 1kg bars of chocolate sitting there, looking at me

JavaBrain - hmmm.....I'm so sheltered....

so, you never quite get past the chocolate and donut counters either then
Reply #94 Top
what, all 8 of them? /me *blush*
Reply #96 Top
NeoCodeX, I think you need to get out more....
And, Feline won't even think about showing you anything unless you first give the cat some chocolate!
Reply #97 Top
/me thinks someone spiked the punch at this party errr... thread.
Reply #98 Top
JavaBrain - And, Feline won't even think about showing you anything unless you first give the cat some chocolate!

/me contumplates the moral minefield ahead
the problem is that if i start setting a rate of exposing one breast for x bars of chocolate, what sort of reputation will that leave me with?

and then there is the problem that i can tend to get carried away when plied with large amounts of chocolate to, and who knows what might happen then
Reply #99 Top
The Skins Factory - thinks someone spiked the punch at this party errr... thread.

/me thinks you dont know some of us that well
i (at least) am normally like this