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This came in an email from our friend Journeyman Wizard1956. I thought it cool enough to share. 
Everyone needs one of these. For kids of all ages!
Dear Santa,
I wanna Dark Saber
Sincerely,
Gone over to the Darkside.
Dear Santa,
I need some Viagra.
My saber's gone limp.
Sincerely
Dave Varder. 
Yall need to wait till after Thanksgiving to write Santa....duh........
That's only by snail mail cos the sleds that deliver it to the North Pole don't start operating 'til then.
If it's email you can write all year 'round...cos Santa puts anti-freeze on his inbox so he don't get frostbit fingers openin' it.
Dear Santa,
RedneckDude does things with latex, vaseline, and ferrets with your wife, while you're delivering toys.
Just thought ya should know.
Po'
Hey, .......... let's not forget the battery charger! 
And the only reason you know is because you're there with your video camera.
BTW, how much a pop do you charge for the XXX version?
Dear Santa'
Can you get me a copy one of Po`s video tapes of your wife with RND and the ferrets
Sincerely, Just Curious.
that's extremely cool..... 
Dear Santa,
I want the new Alienware game machine. The one with the IntelAmd octo-quad dual core i69 processor, four quad video cards with extra oomph, a seven terragigabytes SSDRWWR HD WS OR 7L wraparound monitor, on a ASUK MB Plug and Run. OH ... and don't forget Po's flyswatter.
Your's Truly and Duly,
Master of DX's RealRed Niceneck DudeDude.
Tanks. I'll tell him.
The pics funny cuz I didn't want to much background and no folks. That was the one. 
Dear Santa,
I want to meet Rod Stewart.
Merry Xmas 
And Master PoSmedley
I played and sang 'Do Ya Think I'm Sexy' on my guitar for my high school review. In drag.
Does that count?
I meant about the truck pic. And what was said after. That was a replay......? last year? no? 
And sydneysiders, you met Mister Rod Stewart. I would melt to have him look in my eyes. Good one Syd. 
And PoSmedley, you must look ravishing? on a gown.. I mean in a gown.
Were you one of the sheilas in Sydney about 29 years ago who mistook me for Rod Stewart and chased me all over the place trying to rip my clothes off?
Seriously, that happened. Don't look anything like him these days, but in my 20's I often got comments that I looked like Rod Stewart... and those sheilas wanted to see what he looked like naked. I just wasn't obliging, however. Nah, once my shirt got ripped to shreds and off my back, I knew they were serious and that I was likely to get hurt in the melee. Seriously, they were like wild animals, bare breasts out everywhere and ALL of 'em wanted to be 'first', if ya know wot I mean.
Nope, I wasn't hanging around for that.... didn't want to have to explain to my g/f back in Brissie how come I got hickeys on places I just wasn't supposed to.
Would that be the present mrs starkers? Oh Shaunna.
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