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This came in an email from our friend Journeyman Wizard1956. I thought it cool enough to share. 
Everyone needs one of these. For kids of all ages!
I'm not shopping at his WalMart ... uh uh.
I had one of those Radio Flyers back in the day. Great fun.
I'd want a variation on the motorised armchair..... a motorised toilet, hehe. 
ok ill just go and rob a bank.....
Yeah.... like where's the friggin' door for a little privacy?
that's extra and with all the taxes these days I say bugga privacy if people don't know what they have then this is not for them 
Sorta reminds me of tha city sheila who came to a BBQ out at the farm. After an hour she indicated that needed to wee and asked where the toilet was. I pointed to the thunderbox near the chook shed and she headed in its direction. About 3 seconds later she's back screaming: "WHERE'S THE DOOR, WHERE'S THE DOOR??????"
"Don't need 'em here on the farm luv, like who's gunna steal a bucket of shit all the way out here?
For the conservative crowd a way to save on toilet paper. Take one sheet and fold it in half then fold it again. Tear off the corner where the middle fold is and save it. Wipe your backside as you normally would and the part you saved is for cleaning under your fingernail. 
Or there's the other way.... stay seated when the toilet flushes, then do a handstand under the (warm air) hand dryer.
Then all ya gotta do is hope no one hears the crackling of the, you know what, dried up on your bottom as you walk away.
ewwww, now that could be ....um...er... smelly, or annoying which ever comes first
So what you're saying, then, is that you've never turned up the water pressure when the toilet paper has run out... so that you get a washed bottom when you flush??
Oh, and if the water doesn't quite reach, you lift the seat, sit on the rim and try again
I make it a point to 'never' run out of toilet paper and not the single ply either. lol
My husband built this truck while nursing a bucked foot.(chainsaw)
Completely recycled parts. Or his design. It's registered as a Manufactured mini-Kenworth.
He wanted one.
Ah, but he does! So that he builds you one as well...
... and when you're not talking to each other you can travel to that party you both got invited to separately.
So, for that mobile toilet I'm ordering, I want a foot rest; a magazine rack; a dooverlacky to hold the toilet roll; a door for privacy, and a wall to hang my pitty tictures on.
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Now that is just wrong....
I'll tell him.