starkers starkers

EEEWW.... MAGGOTS

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EEEWW.... MAGGOTS

starkers pulls a swifty

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Not being one to let a chance go by, and knowing that mrs starkers had not yet seen it, I loaded up Zombie Breakout on my desktop and called out to her: "Hey, you should see what's gotten into my monitor."

From upstairs (the computers are downstairs) mrs starkers responds: "What... what got into your monitor?"

Me: "You gotta come see for yourself.... like you wouldn't believe me unless you see it for yourself."

That did the trick!  Her curiosity was aroused and I could hear her coming down the stairs to investigate....

mrs starkers: "Alright, what's gotten into your monitor?"

With that I placed the cursor on the start button and clicked

mrs starkers: "EEEWWW..... MAGGOTS!!!!!!"

A moment goes by and she asks: "How the f**k did they get in there???   You bin down here eating again, haven't you???  Looks to me like you've been eating down here again, spilt something, and now you've got maggots in there cos flies like to breed after a good feed."

Hehe, how I kept a straight face for as long as I did I don't know, but after about 6 or 7 minutes I let her off the hook and told her it was a part of the new WB by k10w3. 

I got a bit of a cuff around the ear for being a sassy pain in the arse, but it was worth it. :rofl: :w00t: ;P

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Reply #76 from WinCustomize Forums Top

And that's my cloud of dust heading for the horizon.

 

Reply #77 from WinCustomize Forums Top

And that's my cloud of dust heading for the horizon.
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So it's true what they say, then,,,, that you're so old you fart dust? :grin:

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Reply #78 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Better than clouds of brown goop thick enough to make the Golden Gate Bridge disappear. :(O

Reply #79 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Better than clouds of brown goop thick enough to make the Golden Gate Bridge disappear.
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You only need to mix a little coffee with yer dust... with a laxette or two, and that's very possible. :w00t:

Reply #80 from WinCustomize Forums Top

You only need to mix a little coffee with yer dust
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Nope. Starbucks coffee with an inferior coffee is just as potent, silent but room clearing. Just ask the guys I was hangin' with today. :puke: x_x

Reply #81 from WinCustomize Forums Top

You only need to mix a little coffee with yer dust

Nope. Starbucks coffee with an inferior coffee is just as potent, silent but room clearing. Just ask the guys I was hangin' with today.
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I would ask the guys you were hanging with today... but I can't catch up with 'em. 

You shure did a number on them, eh! :w00t:

Reply #83 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I'll stick with the Cheerios.

 

 

(shivers as stomach does a flip flop)

Reply #84 from WinCustomize Forums Top

(shivers as stomach does a flip flop)
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Now come, man, get a grip on yourself.  Otherwise, you'll have stuff that's supposed to be coming up going down (burps)... and stuff that's supposed to be going down coming up (well you know).

:-"

Reply #85 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Wow. I never could seem to make up your mind. Up, down,down,up ... details, details. It all comes out in the end. o_O

Reply #86 from WinCustomize Forums Top

It all comes out in the end.
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True, but I know which end I prefer it to come out of, tho. ;)

Reply #87 from WinCustomize Forums Top

What happens when the up-down chuck can't make up it's mind and does both ends at the same time?

Reply #88 from WinCustomize Forums Top

What happens when the up-down chuck can't make up it's mind and does both ends at the same time?
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then you are in BIG trouble  8O :puke: :-"   o_O

Reply #89 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Tell you ... it ain't fun running between a sink and a bowl. Been there.

Reply #90 from WinCustomize Forums Top

it ain't fun running between a sink and a bowl. Been there.
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yup me too lol

Reply #91 from WinCustomize Forums Top

They should give karma to the survivors of up, down chucks.

Don't mind me ...... I'm just in one of those moods.

Reply #92 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Don't mind me ...... I'm just in one of those moods.
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We never mind you... cos you're always in one of 'those' moods.  Which is probably just as well... nobody else around here does bonkers quite like you. 

Yer a treasure, Uvah me mate, that be fer shure. :sun:

Reply #93 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Aww shucks :blush: