starkers starkers

EEEWW.... MAGGOTS

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EEEWW.... MAGGOTS

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Not being one to let a chance go by, and knowing that mrs starkers had not yet seen it, I loaded up Zombie Breakout on my desktop and called out to her: "Hey, you should see what's gotten into my monitor."

From upstairs (the computers are downstairs) mrs starkers responds: "What... what got into your monitor?"

Me: "You gotta come see for yourself.... like you wouldn't believe me unless you see it for yourself."

That did the trick!  Her curiosity was aroused and I could hear her coming down the stairs to investigate....

mrs starkers: "Alright, what's gotten into your monitor?"

With that I placed the cursor on the start button and clicked

mrs starkers: "EEEWWW..... MAGGOTS!!!!!!"

A moment goes by and she asks: "How the f**k did they get in there???   You bin down here eating again, haven't you???  Looks to me like you've been eating down here again, spilt something, and now you've got maggots in there cos flies like to breed after a good feed."

Hehe, how I kept a straight face for as long as I did I don't know, but after about 6 or 7 minutes I let her off the hook and told her it was a part of the new WB by k10w3. 

I got a bit of a cuff around the ear for being a sassy pain in the arse, but it was worth it. :rofl: :w00t: ;P

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Reply #26 from WinCustomize Forums Top

i saw on this show titled Taboo, there is a village in Italy that eats a cheese with live maggots in it. They say, the maggots eat the cheese, then the maggots defecate in the cheese, this, is what, gives it it's distinctive flavor. Lovely, ain't it?
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I dunno about lovely, but it is interesting...

Hey signorina, why isa my cheesea walking acrossa the table all by itselfa? :w00t:

Reply #27 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Leaving behind tiny little brown lumps that look surprisingly like tiny little brown lumps.

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Reply #28 from WinCustomize Forums Top

And they wouldn't be tiny little lumps of brown sugar, neither. :D

Reply #29 from WinCustomize Forums Top

You got that right. :rofl:

Reply #30 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Weren't raisins, either. :-"

Reply #31 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Nor were they cocoa puffs

Reply #32 from WinCustomize Forums Top

nor grains of pepper.. or currants or sultanas....

Looks suspiciously like maggot sh!t to me. :-"

Reply #33 from WinCustomize Forums Top

There's only one way to find out. Call up Professor JBHL and ask him to bring his super powered stethoscope. If they really are maggot shit we'll be able to hear them slushing. :-"

Reply #34 from WinCustomize Forums Top

call that a maggot.... :\

now that's... a maggot....  ;)

 

 

Reply #35 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Saw that video. It grossed me out. YUCK #3

Reply #36 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Saw that video. It grossed me out.
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Not very pleasant, hey!   I think I might have unpleasant dreams tonight now. :(O

Reply #37 from WinCustomize Forums Top

That's why I didn't look at it.

Reply #38 from WinCustomize Forums Top

My sister had a friend who took a vacation to Cancun and came back with a botfly "illegal immigrant."  A vacation to Cancun has always been a dream of mine, since I learned about Cancun in the 6th grade from my Spanish I teacher, but after that story....not so much.

Reply #39 from WinCustomize Forums Top

My sister had a friend who took a vacation to Cancun and came back with a botfly "illegal immigrant."
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What about after the clip syd posted, about the returned soldier who discovered a worm up his butt?

EEEEWWWW.   Now that's really gross.... I just hope he washed his hands thoroughly after pulling it out. :O

 

Reply #40 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Not an image you'd want stuck in your head or in this case stuck up your butt. EEEW is right.

Reply #41 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 39

What about after the clip syd posted, about the returned soldier who discovered a worm up his butt?
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Parasites....there's a reason they have such a bad reputation. :puke:

Reply #42 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Ring worms too. Had a bout with them when I was a kid. No fun there.

Reply #43 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Uvah, reply 42
Ring worms too. Had a bout with them when I was a kid. No fun there.
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Ring worm isn't a worm...it's a fungus (like a yeast infection).  Still icky, but it doesn't have a face. ;P

Reply #44 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting k10w3, reply 43
Quoting Uvah, reply 42Ring worms too. Had a bout with them when I was a kid. No fun there.

Ring worm isn't a worm...it's a fungus (like a yeast infection).  Still icky, but it doesn't have a face.
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Oh really?

 

Reply #45 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Doc, you're amazing. You should skin something.

To tell the truth I didn't know it was a fungus. All these years and I thought it was a worm. DUH! Don't I feel stupid. Lol

Reply #46 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Parasites....there's a reason they have such a bad reputation.
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Are we still talking about worms here... or politicians?  }:)

Oh really?
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Which reminds me... about the girl frog who kept disappearing every night, so daddy frog decided to find out where and followed her at a distance.  After crossing several fields and going up and down many a dale, daddy frog rounded a bend and found his froggy daughter sitting on a toadstool.

:D

Doc, you're amazing. You should skin something.
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He did... and he's still putting Band-Aids on it. :-"

To tell the truth I didn't know it was a fungus. All these years and I thought it was a worm. DUH! Don't I feel stupid. Lol
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Yeah, that's like me and cold sores.... could never figure out why they called 'em that when they burned like hell. :-" :-"

Reply #47 from WinCustomize Forums Top

He did... and he's still putting Band-Aids on it
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Zipper malfunction? :w00t:

Reply #48 from WinCustomize Forums Top

And did he self-medicate and administer his own anaesthetic?

Ooops, I'm getting all cross-threaded again. :w00t:

Reply #49 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Okay ... okay. Back on track. Better to be cross-threaded than cross-dressed. :-"

Reply #50 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Better to be cross-threaded than cross-dressed.
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That's for sure!  Last time I cross-dressed, some bloke came up and felt my boobies... said he liked 'em and the next thing I know I'm being chased around the exercise yard by a bunch of convicts.

:-"