Banned for labor intensive.

Banned for leaking that secret... now everybody knows money doesn't grow on trees.

banned for tree growth

Banned for beating the meat... owning a meat mallet does not authorise you to pound a pound of minced beef.

banned for mice and men

Banned for 64 beats per second.   

banned for Kilroy was here

Banned for introducing a fictional character to non-fictional proceedings.... and next time you see Elmer Fudd, tell him to see a speech therapist to fix that confounded stutter.

Banned for bringing Fudd the Killjoy.   He is obsessed with a wascully wabbit.

banned for changing the hunting seasons too many times

Banned for wabbits are never in season, but by all means shoot that fechen duck.

Banned for he's not very good at ducking. 

Banned for plucking the duck and using him in a favourite Chinese recipe.... hope it tastes great, not despicable.

Banned for peeking.  

banned for going with duck liver

Banned for making me wonder what one would wear at a duck liver dinner. 

banned for not seeing it get frenched

Banned for Ooo La La, I have the perrfect outfit. 

banned for purring

Banned for referencing pussy sounds.... meow..

banned for going old school

Banned for an educational faux pas... the teachers were old but the school was new

Banned for strolling down memory lane.  And not reading the speed limit. 

banned because speed limits are for the ones that can't drive

Banned for failing to understand that speed limits cause accidents for people who want to get there yesterday....they inevitably run up the back of slow-pokes who think its Sunday afternoon drive time 7 days per week... or alternatively, 14 days a fortnight.