banned for going with Win8

Banned for 8 getting an A in ripping off. 

Banned fer thar be pieces o' 8 juss lyin' thar waitin' fer sumbody t' come pick 'em up.... 'til /em sees ol' Davy Jones be thar guardin' it wiv 'e's cat-o-nine-tails, just waitin' fer ta flay their flesh frum thier bones..  Aaaarrrggghhhh!

banned for 7 8 9

Banned for nine is suppose to be fine. 

banned for having nine lives

Banned for 9 lives in the balance... as kitty teeters precariously atop the flagpole

banned for being a flagpole setter

Banned for viewing the world through rose coloured glasses... while you were admiring the roses you weren't watching out for the pricks.

Banned for Lil Red Riding Hood syndrome.   Time is the only cure. 

banned for time in a bottle

Banned for sooo nice. 

Banned for being only one of three playing this silly fechen game regularly.... and I once saved time in a cookie jar... no wonder I had such a crumby time of it after that,

banned for crushing the cookies as they crumble

Banned for being under the table licking up the crumbs..... now there's a nice doggy.... nice doggy.... nice..... aaaarrrghhh... nice doggy.

banned for going down below

Banned for Captain Nemo is a cat person. Hence, Catfish and no Dogfish.   justsayin

banned for not seeing the dogfish

Its a shark variant

Banned for variants.... variety might be the spice of life, but that's taking it too far.

banned for spicing up the flavors

Banned for tasting before the dish is cooked... and if fact they were herbs, not spices  in that recipe.

Banned for cookin with high octane. 

banned by the seven seals of the artic

Banned for you have obviously not been paying attention.... there's a couple more than that, but you didn't check out the sun deck to see if they were up there getting a tan.

banned for tanned seal hides