excreting endless excrement

in shallow bowls

with slow leaks

tongues catching every

precious drop with

finger licking good

taste tantalising everyone

with exquisite delight

and orgasmic bliss

rocking their socks

with toe curling

screams, oohing and

ahing like schoolgirls

losing their virginity

behind the bike-sheds

holding fast to

their pigtails as

drum rolls sound

to announce the

the coming of

a spectacular exhibition

of twisting gyrating                                                                                                        (Another successfully hijacked thread)                                              

worms in cans

eaten by the

carnivorous fish with