with chocolate chips

dipped in brandy

topped with peach

flavoured gin tonics

and well meaning

alcoholics anonymous members

guzzling Coors Lite

from the bottle

in front of

women and children

playing tiddlywinks on

the sidewalk outside

The Jolly Roger

Inn where pirates

slurp grog and

interfere with wenches

knickers and petticoats

while unbuttoning blouses

of noobie floozies

with enormous jubblies

and hairy armpits

hiding various creatures

creepy crawly smelly

varmints with halitosis

and loose bowels