riddled with boils

and hoping for

anaesthetic and lancing

from Sir Lancelot

with his sword

which was overkill

and oozed on

his best sequined

Y-fronts and flared

bustenhaltered armed bodice

with frilly tassles

matching his tossil

jiggling like tonsils

of a mezzosoprano

at full vibrato

since vibrator maximised

in his pocket

significantly bulging and

throbbing so ferociously

risking vascular accidents

causing faintness and

immediate deflation of

pulsating pantaloon projectile

purposely prepared for

pubic assaults on