dead prostrate sheep

that can't lie

right side up

or turn over

to protest violation

from randy farmhands

wearing gas masks

cos sheep fart

from eating cabbage

or the Cap'n

but can't burp

whilst chewing cud

keep your distance

pressure building up

then one pinprick

bursts the bubble

and gut explodes

releasing toxic fumes

and flying goo

which clings everywhere

and corrodes everything

glowing neon green

with polka dots

of irridescent blue