result - Sahara snow

and frozen pipes

thawed only by

last birthday candle

lit by the

Olympic torch runner

Abominable Snowman gold/medalist

with rampant halitosis

was given breathmints

that instantly melted

the heart of

the fairy princess

living in suburban

hell behind McDonalds

Starbucks, Walmart and

the Pink Bordello

with grotesque neon

and loud speakers

on max setting

causing dangerous resonance

but replacing vibrators

was able to

tittilate customers admirably

and increase revenue

plus gastronomical delights