grannies and Elvies

naked as jaybirds

showing multiple wrinkles

that no plasticsurgeon

would dare operate

heavy machinery whilst

adjusting those cheekbones

or inserting implants

in strategic places

otherwise identified as

breast or pubic

erogeneous play zones

for fun and

frivolous tortures including

eating icecream upside-down

suspended by the

started to decay

started to decay

in the bathroom

Boys Keep Out

your wet willies

boys have cooties

and dirty minds

 and sticky fingers

and rolling stones