Have you sopmething to get a grip on?

Why do I find this gripping?

do you think you should ask for some mole grips for christmas?

Why would anyone want to grip moles?

More importantly, which end is best to grip when one does?

Should you consult the manual "100 Tips on Grips"?

or maybe you should start off with a monkey wrench and work your way up to mole grip?

Doesn't the mole grip require two hands?

Didn't it require three?

That would require a partner wouldn't it?

Dunno. didn't Jake the Peg have a third leg???  (and please, get your mind out of the gutter... while mine is floating by)

While your what is floating by and where is is floating to?

Weren't you thinking of Tommy the tripod?

Ed, you have 3 legs don't you?

Now why would Ed have 3 legs?

Given the questions posted here, it is floating to the same place as everybody elses...Smutsville???

Wouldn't that be to take better photos???

That would make me a stool wouldn't it?

I don't like how that came out.

HAHA Ed, you do know you referred to yourself as "poo" dear?

Is that any relation to *foo* dear?

Crap, there goes years of therapy for my self-worth issues.   

  that's frightening Angus!!!  Here have a !!!!

Apparently therapy didn't do any good...what do you think?

Do you think I would have been better off getting massage therapy?  Oh and I don't drink (anymore) but thanks for the thought.  Don't smoke anymore either, but would I kill for just one?

 Massages probably would be nicer. It would be nice if they had a *coke* emo...or coffee...or tea....mmm....I'm not sure so you can tell me, would you kill for one of those?

Coffee in the morning and iced tea (decaf) the rest or the day is what everyone has isn't it?