Or is it toadpoles and tadstools?

And are the stools wooden or metal?

More importantly, do they have a buil-in commode?

And is the commode driveable?

has it been converted to run on gas?

Is it running on methane?

and curried cabbage barks turbo charged by baked beans?

Does it leave a heavy cloud over the planet?

Yes, have you got your gas mask yet?

Are you sure I will need one, is it really toxic?

Do you think toxic would even come close to describing the cloud?

And would you need a chainsaw to cut through it?

or would a flame thrower be better to get rid of it in One?

Would that ignite the Van Allen radiation belt?

would that matter if it made a good light show?

Wouldn't it matter if it ignited the atmosphere and we all cooked like little Stay-Puff marhmallow people with no one left with some chocolate and graham crackers?

Would it matter if I didn't post here?

Where else would you post... and if you did, what would you say and how would you get there... and do you have a map?

is 769 enough replies to this post?

Is it going to be Christmas and time for pressies pretty soon?

have you been good all year?

Everyone knows tbc is a supersweety, don't they?

Um, do they?

But what is the purpose of standing on tiptow in the rain?

could it be because of a hole in the heel ?