Products of feverish, overtaxed minds, I assure

you.

You got that right. OMG how can people live on minimum                                                                                           wage

Wage war and far too many pay the ultimate

price.

Price is

Right

Right down the road in a cave beside the river, there lives a magical leprechaun who grants wishes to passersby who rub Dick, his faithful

cat..

Cat Ballou was a great Western movie, but she inspired wishes instead of granting                                                                 them   

Them is a word usually used to alienize the groups the people talking about, for them "them rednecks are drunk".     - ( I dont want to use a worse word, so I used drunk. )

Drunk is certainly a better word than the other                                                                                                            word

Word has it that them rednecks get drunk no more often than them that ain't

rednecks.

Rednecks that need to mow lawns to find houses and trim beards to replant

grass

Grass grown in a Redneck's beard, I hear, grows faster than in the ground because there are far many more nutrients contained within, not to mention odd varieties of critters trying desperately to find a way out as more and more stuff gets spilled on them from the cavernous mouth

above.

Above all that, a nest for birds, home for fleas, hive for buzzin                                                                                              beez

buzzin' beez and flittin' flies and crawlin' doodads that inhabit the strands that grow and provide

 shelter

Shelter in a Redneck's beard and you're likely to meet a host of strange varmints and run the risk of getting bitten by a critter previously thought to be extint, yet miraculously survived the last Ice Age due to the abundant food sources found in the warm and habitable beard that once was used by TV producers as a safe haven for Richard Kimble in an episode of The

Fugitive.

 Fugitives are on the

loose!

Loose lips sink ships... not to mention a few wayward political

careers.

Careers - Clinton and Monica come to

mind.

mind your

business

Business is a misnomer for stuff

ToDo

ToDo lists litter my house, yet somehow, not much gets done, go

figure

Figure me this...with so much todo you'd think at least one thing gets done but somehow you always get

distracted........................................................................................what's up with that?

^ that's the word                                                                                                     ^ not 'that'...hehe.

Distracted and procrastination, that is what I'm about....   Oh I can do it                                                                                    tomorrow                                                                              (sorry bout the way words position themselves, I type in correctly then when I post my reply....It's wherever they want????)

Tomorrow is a place where almost nothing is as it

seems.                                                               and then we wake up and discover......WTF!!!

Seems to be a planning kinda time. Put it away for retirement or something like                                                                      that

That doggie in the window just piddled on the

glass.