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Finish The Sentence.

Finish The Sentence.

The rules:

I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence.  Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please).  The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence.  Here we go.

 

Chivalry...

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Reply #3451 Top

 

Eggnog Santa on a Toot and no traffic tickets. Must feel like

Xmas...

Reply #3452 Top

Xmas / Christmas (I'm a traditionalist) is a subject that should not be talked about in June 'cause it'll be here soon

enough   X-(

Reply #3453 Top

Enough talk about Xmas anyhow, it's just a commercial racket these

days.

Reply #3454 Top

Days gone by when the commercialization of traditionalist idea(r)s have usurped the prerogatives of those among the masses who still

believe.

(ain't that sumpin'...:rofl: )

Reply #3455 Top

Believe can take on a different connotations, these days, As in X Files...I Believe

member?

Reply #3456 Top

Member of the mens only club was disbarred for dressing as a

woman. :-"

Reply #3457 Top

woman-kind has so much to put up with.....men..pinching our

clothes... :lol:

Reply #3458 Top

Clothes maketh the man... cos they cover up all his physical

imperfections. :rofl:

Reply #3459 Top

imperfections...schmimperfections....just as well women don't have

any   ;P

Reply #3460 Top

Any imperfections women have can be counted on two fingers... everything they say and everything they

do.  :-" :X :rofl:

Reply #3461 Top

do you realise Mrs Starkers will be reading this from Tassie *_*   and you're in deep doggy

do  

Reply #3462 Top

Do I really care...nope, cos mrs starkers has only one imperfection,

ME!!!! :rofl:

Reply #3463 Top

me thinks she considers herself pretty lucky to have such a good hubby....curried cabbage and

all..  :lol:

Reply #3464 Top

All the curried cabbage in the World isn't going to make one iota of difference... mrs starkers has an early warning system and goes to Tasmania when the siren

sounds. :rofl:

Reply #3465 Top

Sounds like a loving home to me. Curried cabbage...smelly barks...greenish/brown fog in the hallway. Radioactive toxic stuff carefully wrapped in Saranwrap and stowed in the freezer. Bottles of glowing green goop arranged according to emanation date on the bottom shelf. Yup...a loving one indeedy

deed:w00t:

Reply #3466 Top

Deed of the gold mine were found by me, and I'm so happy because I can now have

bling!

Reply #3467 Top

Bling, your very own found stuff.:thumbsup:   OMG  That's really nice.  As well, what a souvenir.:D   

Congrats

Reply #3468 Top

Congrats are in order for the people responsible for putting Bernie madoff in

prison. :thumbsup: :rofl:

Reply #3469 Top

Prison on a good day is very

Bad

(unless your Madoff)|-)

Reply #3470 Top

Bad would be the day that Madoff's cellmate says "time to turn out the lights honey". :omg:

Reply #3471 Top

Honey is what Madoff needs smearing all over his ass, before he's sat on a bull ant

nest.

(for those that don't know, bull ant bites hurt like a son of a bitch.. and honey would really set 'em off... chomp, chomp, chomp)

:rofl:

Reply #3472 Top

Nest of Anticipation is what I'm

hearing:grin:

Reply #3473 Top

Hearing aid is something old people probably will

need...

Reply #3474 Top

Need to sit ole' Bernie on a nest belonging to an ant called the venty-quatro ( I'm not sure of the spelling...help Zubaz). Anyway in english it's called the twentyfour hour ant. An inch or more long with mandibles strong enough to take a bite out of ole' Bernie's tush. Oh...and the pain is excrutiating lasting twentyfour hours. Saw that on the discovery

channel

Reply #3475 Top

Channel a few dozen of those ants Bernie's way,

then. :rofl: