glass houses are the best place to throw

stones

Stones are my absolute Fav band of All                                                                                                                                    Time

All is my favorite laundry

soap.

Soap of all time fav                                                                                                                                                     All My Children

Children can be a constant source of joy, but at the same time the cause of many a

headache.

(in my next life I'm only having kids I can hand back... after the joy/before the headaaches begin)

Headache is what your wife should have had so you didn't have the

kids

Kids are what eventuated when she took seriously what I poked at her in

fun.

Fun, fun, fun, 'till her daddy takes the T-Bird

away

away with the pixies, that's where you'll find

her.

Her and the soaps and the kids hangin' on the apron strings and laundry room full of dirty

diapers

Diapers with gaping holes in them have obviously been worn by tots with a penchant for curried cabbage water in their

bottles.

Bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of Beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottle of beer on the                               wall

Wall of shame should include ex-president Bush

Jr.

Jr Bush lied about Iraqi WMD's will go down as one of the worst US presidents in history for sending troops to a war based on that

lie

Lie in the bed he made soon he will and go down in history as the second greatest liar in

history

History does tend to repeat                                                                                                                                     itself

Itself to 'peat and repeat ad

nauseum                          ................................................................there...that should do it

Nauseum, sounds like it should be the name of a Nautical Museum. Which reminds me that indeed we even build Shrine's to .....history

History is written by the victors right?   Wrong...it's written by the guys who get stuck with the bills

afterwards

Criminals writing books and drawing are makin some pretty good bucks that should be going to the poor

victims

Criminals writing books and drawing are makin some pretty good bucks that should be going to the poor

victims                                         (WHAH )

Victims don't deserve to be recognized as such remember? Since when do they deserve to have their rights

 protected.     (Makes me sick)      (WHAH X 2)      ".....a little revolution now and again is good for the soul"

Soul Collector came a knocking at the door looking for another evil soul to take back to Satan, but when GWB answered, Soul Collector (AKA The Grim Reaper) figured George Dubbya 'd be the type to go to Hell and try to take over, so he left empty

handed.

Handed him the shaft he did and told 'ole Georgie W that his time wasn't done yet. Satan says...quote..."You have to hang out awhile in order for all your detractors to finish dragging your sorry ass through the mud and then some. All the while the prickly barbs and other sharp stuff along the way rips your bum to shredded wheat so that by the time I'm ready to take you all that'll be left is a whipped to shit asswipe ripe for all the butt f*****g a big dude named BUBBA is gonna give

you"...........................................unquote.

^ this one                                       ^ not this one

You are having way to much fun there, don't you

 think?