Good Grief ...       

I am Default of Borg...Borg Support does NOT endorse, approve of or support the use of SHIT and does not offer assistance to collective members using SHIT because it probably breaches the Borg Implant EULA.

Therefore, because Borg Support does not give a SHIT, any problems with it must be taken to the original developer.

Furthermore, Collective members who are found to be handing SHIT around may face severe disciplinary measure with the original implant designer, Sill E. Bates of Macrosux.

I am Steve Jobs of Borg....the implants I create are not very customisable and do not skin well at all, but I do have some nice turtleneck sweater/shirts in all sizes to cover up the ugly bits.

I am Bill Gates of Borg... Steve Ballmer & I understand some of the Collective do not like Vista, but not to worry, Windows Seven will accommodate Borg needs more efficiently without UAC and all that permissions crap.

It means of course much, much more bloatware... but built in implants and a complete Collective consciousness is the way of the future.

I am Defective of Borg... my eye implant keeps showing reruns of 'Days Of Our Lives'

Tim ..Work in progress ...
ASSIMILATION SIDEBAR PREVIEW IS HERE !!!

~ And for everyone else !
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I am Tony Montana of Borg.. say hello to your assimulation

I am CerebroJD of Borg... I will finish assimulating you some year

I am Ínigo Montoya of Borg... you killed my father, prepare to be assimulated

I am DesertFox of Borg... I can play games internally since being assimulated

I am Stephen Colbert of Borg... Borgs, When the Collective assimulates something on Monday, we assure you it is still assimulated on Wednesday -- no matter what happened Tuesday.

I am Stephen Colbert of Borg... When you assimulate something right the first time, you never have to assimulate it again.

I am normality of borg........its a boring life but somebody had to do it........

I am d*ckhead of borg....... thats right you heard me, im number one in my own mind, i think woman adore me, and others bow down at my feet.....i have 5 trillion girlfriends on line, but still i cannot get any sex......wtf is wrong with my assimulation?

I am crackers the clown of borg........maybe i should get into shape......

i am double post of borg...... post assimulated..........

I am Erk of Borg... resistance is futile, I will wERK

  

We are SK and Kitty of Borg......we can't spell assimilated!

He he

I am SK of Borg... assimilate my spelling, PLEASE!

Seriously, SK and Kitty, thanks for joining us on this thread! Keep 'em comin'

Just don't ask/get Zubaz of Borg to help with your speeling... his assimilation was not complete and thus has frequent bouts of Zubish/issues with the written word.

The Collective tried an experimental implant, thinking it may have been dyslexia, but that just gave him X-ray vision, which 7 of 9 objected to quite strongly.

I am kitty of Borg...Orright, who's the smart assimilator who put that tray of litter in the corner?

I am Po` Smedley of Borg...Ooops! Sorry kitty, but I put it there hoping to catch that crazy cat, Skinhit, with it... when wet the granules go off like Coco Pops, but with a much bigger bang..hehe!

hahahaha.......@starkers.......... too funny mate..

I am kitty of borg.... I cheated and copied sk's spelling of assimulated, it looked right and logically correct.........now I must assimilate the litter tray...............    

.......and after that, sk will pay for his spelling treachory............