I am Karmagirl of Borg... I'll take the coffee maker implant, please... by the time the office boy gets back it's stone flamin' cold.

I am Kevin Rudd of Borg... contrary to what people think they saw, I was not saluting the US President. It was the Great Australian Salute... damned flies.

***Rudd copped some flak here in Oz for saluting GWB... this was his response ***

*** BTW the Great Australian Salute, for all yous foreigners unfamiliar with Aussie vernacular, refers to brushing pesky flies away from your face***

I am lil Johnny of Borg... Kevin, you're lucky that you could use that excuse, when I was over there the flies wouldn't come anywhere near me.

 

ROFL, I should read this thread more often it seems.

I am Jekylll of Borg..... I have assimilated a kitty

I am mouse of borg.... give me your cheeze or I will asmimilate u dude... somebody pass the bone this way

I am Hyde of Borg... I disposed of kitty so there's only me and Jeykll in here... that three way thing was cramping my style.

I am Harry Potter of Borg... with my wand and a bit of magic, I can whip you up some implants for next to nothing.

I am Hermione of Borg... is that your wand in your pocket or are you glad to see me?

I am Ron Wheezley of Borg... sorry to say it, but Harry Potter's wand holds no magic for me.

I am Professor Dumbledore of Borg... Mr Potter, may I remind you that this is a co-ed class! Now put your wand away... it is distracting my female students.

I am Harry Potter of Borg... I think secretly I'd like to be assimilated by Ron Weasley's wand...

(and at least you spelled Weasley correctly. )

I am Rubeus Hagrid of Borg... I wouldn't bend over in front of that wand of Professor Snape's, if I were you... Madam Hooch reckons it has a mind of its own.

I am Frodo of Borg... hey, Harry, I wonder if your wand would fit inside my ring.

I am Legolas of Borg... and if Gollums doesn't behave himself, he'll get an arrow in his.

I am flaccid of Borg.... dontcha just hate it when yer implant fails.

I am Dalek of Borg... exterminate....EXTERMINATE...

I am Posh Spice of Borg... I had my implants removed because they made me look artificial... er. very Borg-ish.

I am David Beckham of Borg.... hooray for that, plastic is not one of my preferred tastes.

I am Prince William of Borg... can I have one of those Inspector Gadget type helicopter implants so I don't have to keep stealing RAF choppers to visit my girlfriend.

I am Dyslexia of Grob ...... my ass is mutilatedley fertile , sorry footled ,sorry futilely resisting ... er, summat like that,too ...  

I am Rasputin of Borg....Oh boy, Am I in trouble with the Tsar now... Apparently he's discovered that I implanted the Russian Queen.

I am Robin Hood of Borg... I art sorry Marian, but we shalt not be assimilating on this eve. Last evening thouest did become too avid and mine arrow is broken.

Ooooh,I am Will Scarlett of Borg... they're giving me a new implant tomorrow so I don't look so limp wristed any more.

I am Friar Tuck of Borg... my new implant means I'll be able to tuck into enormous plates of food without getting indigestion....BURP!!!