Oy...no one got the "Trump" pun.  :NOTSURE: 

Not getting it and not commenting on it are 2 different things

I am Blu-Ray of Borg... you will be assimilated in high definition

I am High Definition of Borg... after its rootkit debacle, Sony should be obliterated.

I am Rootkit of Borg... I'd rather be assimilated by Anutian anal borers than work for Sony again.

I am Shilliam Wakespeare of Borg .. and I have been spoonerised !!

I am Worlliam Widsworth of Borg...ah, so they've assimilated you too... no wonder I can't get a word in edgeways.

Oh, and Mr Wakespeare, I think your wife is too titty to be a preacher.. er, pretty to be a teacher.

I am Ian Fleming of Borg.... we now have an agent with a license to kill, but I'd advise you lock up your daughters... 007 doesn't have a license for that.

I am Dr McCoy of Borg...Look Jim, I may be a doctor, but Fuzzy's head is too hard for these implants to penetrate,

I Am Disgraced of Borg...was fooling recklessly around with my implant and impregnated a Klingon.

I am Flesh Gordon of Borg...er, I thought that was supposed to be my job :NOTSURE:

I an Christopher Columbus of Borg...OOH OUCH! That's NOT what I said!! I said that I was into Circumnavigation.

      

I am Klingon of Borg .. you will be kifuaqurekyhapht !

I can't speak Klingon ... Worf has just said summat like that on ST TNG !!

I am the Yoble Nuke of Dork of Borg and spoonerisms will be alliterated sorry , assimilated ...  

I am Victor Kiam........I liked the Borg so much, I bought the collective!

I am Wheaties of Borg...... The breakfast of assimilations

I am FTD of Borg.......Say it with implants!

I am Hallmark of Borg...... when you care enough to assimilate the very best

I'm L'Oréal of Borg.....because I'm worth it

I am Maybeline of Borg....Maybe she's born with it, maybe she got assimilated

We are WINS Radio of Borg.....You give us 22 minutes, we'll assimilate the world.

I am Impotent of Borg.... none of my implants are working as they should....

I am your wife of Borg.... Goody, that means I get more nights out assimilating with the girls.

I was you Mistress of Borg... I'm heading of with your wife.

I am Brad Wardell of Borg... Tired of the default look of your implants? Well I have the answer! With my new program 'SHIT'... Spectacularly Hot Implants Today... you can have the next generation of implants with hundreds of great skins today.


And for just a few dollars more, you can purchase CursorFX so you can point in complete style at those collective dweebs who haven't taken advantage of SHIT.

I am RomanDA of Borg - Zubaz is irrelevant